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Topic: list 5 things you hate about yourself

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,616

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #81,938

My nose
My bad teeth
My inability to interact with other people
My tendency to procrastinate
My lactose intolerance

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,941

My height
My nose
My inability to interact with other people
My tendency to procrastinate
My height

RedFox !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,943

My everything x 5

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,945

My scoliosis
My bad knees
My hairiness
My anxiety
My Morbid thoughts

jj !5EknyWyR.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,957

what? none of these are that bad. except the lactose intolerance.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,958

@previous (jj !5EknyWyR.k)
Mine are bad because they effect my quality of life.

jj !5EknyWyR.k replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,969

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
ok yeah. Scoliosis and bad knees be pretty shit. I don't know what morbid means so I assume it's not so bad.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,973

@previous (jj !5EknyWyR.k)
They are intrusive thoughts about death, gore, and pain that I can barely control, and that compel me to constantly seek out these things on the internet.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #81,988

Height, or lack thereof.
Confidence, or lack thereof.
Lack of athletic ability.
Anxiety.
Lack of patience.

jj !5EknyWyR.k replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #81,990

I think age needs to be told as well. Then we can the know if you're a lost cause or not.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #81,992

@previous (jj !5EknyWyR.k)
If who is a lost cause?

jj !5EknyWyR.k replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #81,994

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
anyone posting

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #82,002

@previous (jj !5EknyWyR.k)
Oh, I'm 28.

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #82,006

Fat
Pseudo-intellectual
Procrastinate
Don't do anything
Social retard

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #82,017

My bad knees
my hypoglicimia
my emotions at times
my job
my fathers stupidity

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #82,020

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

> 5 things you hate about yourself
> my fathers stupidity

On topic, I love everything about myself!

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #82,026

My inability to do things without getting distracted.
Okay, I can't think of 5 things.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,034

Dyslexia, not really a hate thing, because of several advantages.
2: What happens when my Penis is dipped in Ice Cold Water.
3: Inability to eat truly fat making food. Would but want no part of pipe damage.
4: Out of things
5: Oh Harvard Medical School taking every single spare dime I have at this moment in time.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,072

1. procrastinating
2. low metabolism
3. hairiness
4. how much I can confuse myself
5. my feet

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,075

My weight
My inability to do homework despite how easy it is
My gay-ness sometimes
My self-consciousness
My ability to attract haters (lol)

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU double-posted this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,076

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
lol "Dem Haters" by Rihanna came on iTunes shuffle right as I finished typing the last one and submitted that.

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,090

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
haters are a myth

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,092

@previous (Ninjj)
Not when you live in Haterville, NJ.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,093

@82,090 (Ninjj)
So are hipsters.

Ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,094

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
also true

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,095

@previous (Ninjj)
Sometime soon I will go to the mall and buy stuff and come home and upload hipster pictures to Minichan. It'll be a lot like if I dressed up as a unicorn.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,104

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Same Ryan as the one who wonders into a (the) mental ward?

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,111

@previous (Syntax)
What the fuck are you talking about?

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,114

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Nobody ever knows, and I'm not so sure he does, either.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,121

@82,111 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Just checking. More then one of you out there, and your not the one.

Katerina Shcherbatskaya joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,127

The hideous port-wine stain on my leg.
My jew nose.
My 'asexuality' or whatever the hell it is.
My fear of everything outside my apartment.
Я сделал вас смотреть.

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,129

@82,121 (Syntax)
> more then
> your

Shitlisted

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,134

@82,127 (Katerina Shcherbatskaya)
Be creative with a tattoo on that wine stain. You could use it as a canvas.
What do you mean by asexuality?
There is nothing outside the apt to be afraid of.
Inside is the place to be afraid of if you hang in too much inside.

grg !5EknyWyR.k replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,141

@previous (Syntax)

> Be creative with a tattoo on that wine stain. You could use it as a canvas.

Personally I think it would be a good conversation starter. Not that I haven't been wrong about deformed body parts being good conversation starters before.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,148

@previous (grg !5EknyWyR.k)
This might be a bit too much for a few.....I know a gal who at age 27 had to have a breast removed. Instead of re-construction, she chose to have the area tattooed. Amazing work of art.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,156

@previous (Syntax)
That's sort of cool but you gotta be pretty extroverted for that. I don't reckon most people would be happy drawing that much attention to themselves.

Saturn !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,165

1. My campness.
2. My skin
3. My teeth
4. My lack of money
5. My hair

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,175

My laziness
My tendency to get fucked over by pretty ladies
My lack of money
The distance away from friends
My xbox live account

vocalon !0oDERPONYY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,182

My lack of ability to do anything worthwhile (read: homework), my phone's inability to properly use the enter key, and according to most people, der poni.

DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,185

Me.
Myself.
I.
4.
5.

ok cat boy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,218

@81,941 (Ninjj)

> My height
> My nose
> My inability to interact with other people
> My tendency to procrastinate
> My height

you're a cute height : - )

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,229

Not much about me to hate. I mean maybe I'm a little too shy, but I'm much more outgoing when it counts.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,230

@82,127 (Katerina Shcherbatskaya)
I love Jew noses.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,239

My huge cock
The fact that I can make anyone laugh
My extra money I always have
That I have so many friends that I am never alone
Always having to fuck hot chicks and not knowing what it is like to be with an average woman.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,253

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> My extra money I always have

Jew detected.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,285

@82,156 (F)
You need to visit New Orleans and take a stroll up Bourbon Street, or San Diego Gas Lamp district and for a good view of lots of women on exhibition at night try Hillcrest. Just be sure your sober so as to sort out those men who want to be woman lolol
San Francisco is a fantastic city to see women on exhibition, showing more then ever before, unless its just to cold and then they have on overcoats ready to open for a quick view of how splendid they dress or is that undress, with CLASS

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,304

@previous (Syntax)
Lol Hillcrest.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,376

Just one monster or a festival every year. Candy Kane and Sue Palmer headline. Her stage is always directly across from a huge gay club. She once entered the Queens contest and almost made it to the stage when she was busted for being a real Female. Great blues from a former porn star. Could never would never look at her porn pics as its a fetish thing for men into huge very huge women. Now lost a lot of that weight re recent cancer now all gone. She still can play piano with boobs.

NameFag !i06UdJ5ksI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,406

I am not smoking
I am not smoking
I am not smoking
I am not smoking
I have no cigarettes

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,411

My height.
The fact that I never feel smart enough.
Or pretty enough.
My tendency to pick fights with people I care about.
Also, whatever it is about me that causes me to not have any friends. I hate that too.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #82,414

@82,017 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
> my hypoglicimia
diabetic? why not just say that?

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,821

I ALSO HATE THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO GUYS THAT DON'T LIKE ME BACK.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,838

@82,411 (Z-2)
And your height is?
Pretty is in the eye of the beholder
The last two, if you add them up what do you get?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,839

When partaking in a pity thread, under NO circumstance should you try to comfort people or put things into perspective. To do so is inconsiderate and rude.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,841

@previous (F)

My world is round & the place which may seem like the beginning is also the end.

Alternate point of view

My world is infinite, with no beginning nor end.

Another alternate point of views

My world exists in alternate universes, nor can I ever be sure I will end up on the next one.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,843

I need furry porn to get off.
I am socially awkward sometimes.
I drive the same points too hard when I'm passionate about something.
I can't get comfortable with new crowds very easily.
I procrastinate.
I have shit eyesight.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,844

@82,841 (Syntax)
one day there was a scorpion who wanted to cross a river. a friendly frog came by and went do you want a lift? scorpion said okay.

half way across scorpion stung frog. as frog was dying he went why did you sting me? i was doing you a favour. now we're both going to die.

scorpion said i'm a scorpion, it's in my nature to sting.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,849

@previous (F)

“Because we focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion”

-Egyptian Proverb

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,852

My tendency to stay up so late.
My lack of motivation in regards to academics.
The fact that I don't always finish the things I begin.
My attention span at times. Specifically when I'm trying to pay attention to a somewhat boring lecture. I have a really difficult time focusing in class anyway, but lectures are even worse for me. Other than that, my attention span seems to be fine.
Can't think of anything else that I hate. Dislike, maybe. But that's all I've got for hate.

Anonymous Z-4 replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #82,857

@previous (Z-5)
A lot of those things sound like you may have ADD like I do. You might want to look into that.
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