Topic: Have you ever hurt yourself from/during masturbation?
Rogi tiQBrOS.jo started this discussion 11 years ago #46,117
Question of the century.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | 9 | 69% | |
| No | 4 | 31% |
Malachite joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #608,616
Only friction burns and my nail cutting me. I hurt myself during sex once, doing it on the edge of the bed, and I accidentally slammed my dick onto the wood. It hurt a lot.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #608,617
Torn frenulum is srs bzns
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wood wood wood wood
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Bruising and chaffing
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #608,806
yes once i was getting out of the shower and tripped on my massive dong
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #608,810
@previous (I)
> yes once i was getting out of the shower and tripped on my massive dong
Who was the owner of said massive dong? Bubba in prison?
> yes once i was getting out of the shower and tripped on my massive dong
Who was the owner of said massive dong? Bubba in prison?
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #608,811
@previous (E)
> > yes once i was getting out of the shower and tripped on my massive dong
>
> Who was the owner of said massive dong? Bubba in prison?
its clear that you have no idea how posessive pronouns work
> > yes once i was getting out of the shower and tripped on my massive dong
>
> Who was the owner of said massive dong? Bubba in prison?
its clear that you have no idea how posessive pronouns work
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #608,812
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #609,292
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #609,294
I once masturbated so hard, that when I began I was a Gentile, and when I finished, I was Jewish!
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #609,345
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #609,489
No, however once I hurt my pinky and that was the fake story. I don't remember what really happened, but it doesn't matter because my masturbating story was funnier.
Rogi tiQBrOS.jo (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #609,495
@609,345 (H)
That does not diminish my admiration for your masturbation dedication.
@previous (Meowth)
Awh.
That does not diminish my admiration for your masturbation dedication.
@previous (Meowth)
Awh.
