Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#606,851
One time, I only took half a Xanax and it completely put me on my ass. Now that's embarrassing. Also, the only drug that can have such an effect on me like that.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,855
I don't have a job.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,868
Once I was eating Chinese food with the container on my lap. Sauce had been slowly leaking out the entire time and I didn't notice. When I stood up, it looked like I had just experienced a miscarriage.
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,871
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,872
@606,868 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Was this at the home? Did the residents see?
Syntax is wrong again joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,874
I once crashed a satellite
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,876
@606,872 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes, everyone saw it. I have a lot of funny/embarrassing work stories.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,878
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I have a picture of you nextt to a dead person
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,879
I don't know if this one is embarrassing or just awkward. Once a resident's obviously hipster grandson was visiting, and while he was still in the room, the patient called me in and asked me to explain polyamory.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,880
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,890
@606,885 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You have a white robe thing on and you're lying next to a dead old person. I am not an idiot and I demand an apology this instant.
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,892
@606,879 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Wait the old man wanted you to explain this to hipster kid??
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,893
@606,890 (E)
That you think kook would ever apologize just shows you're an idiot. ;)
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kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,896
Once we had a barbecue for the employees for safety week or something like that. So someone had brought in this hand held bug zapper that looks like a tennis racquet. I really wanted to mess with it, but management was keeping it away from me. So I waited until after five when there were less people in the building and found one manager who handed it over. So I sat down on the floor and touched my palm to the surface. Nothing happened.
Then I licked my pinky and inserted it through the grid. There was a super loud cracking sound and a blue light. I was so surprised that I toppled over backwards into the hallway and knocked over a bunch of folded up chairs just as transport was bringing in a new patient.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,897
kook !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,900
@606,892 (Meowth)
No it was an old lady and she wanted me to explain it to her in front of her hipster grandson.
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,902
@606,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic) @previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh my goodness lololol. I'm about to start crying over here.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,907
@606,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic) > I really wanted to mess with it, but management was keeping it away from me.
best part right there
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,913
Recently, a married black couple were visiting the woman's father. They were out on the smoking patio conversing with me and all of the other residents. The wife was not fat, but was shapely although she had a huge stomach for her size. She was wearing short shorts, and a cutoff shirt, and the whole outfit seemed designed to accentuate her stomach.
So the husband was reading a newspaper while we chatted,and I asked her when she was due.
Dead silence, then the husband slowly raises the newspaper to cover his face. I had fucked up. She said that she wasn't pregnant, and asked me if she really did look like she was carrying a child. I had to answer yes, and then the husband says that a lot of people ask her that.
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,914
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Wow. That's so awkward I'm almost uncomfortable just commenting about it on the internet.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,915
Once I was sitting with a one on one patient, which is someone who need someone sitting in the room with them 24/7. So its was the 11pm-7am shift and the room was pitch black. I was behind a curtain so that my cell phone light didn't bother the resident and be started conversing with me. We talked for about fifteen minutes when I noticed the responses were very strange. He was saying that he loved me, telling me that he was glad that I visited, asking me about my job and my wife, etc.
Turns out, my voice is so deep that he thought that I was his son the entire time.
Near the end of the conversation he said that I would strange and I replied "I just have a cold, Dad" and be was mollified.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,916
Once a resident told me that I look cute like a baby. I repeated back to her "Aw, I look cute like a baby?" And she says yeah, cute like a fat baby. Two of them.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,917
@606,914 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was so awkward. There was just a moment of dead silence from both of them.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,918
Once a not very old, and not senile at all resident asked me for a snack in front of a group of people. I started rattling off a list of things that he could snack on, and he looks at me and says in a loud, theatrical whisper "No, I wanna eat you!"
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,919
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#606,920
Once I got mad and was talking very loudly and rapidly, and a pregnant nurse started lactating through her shirt.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,921
i one time damaged a piece of equipment worth about 25,000 dollars at work. severely damaged, like taken out of service damaged. also, i damaged it in front of everyone, knocked it to the floor and it bust into pieces... because i was flirting with a girl and doing some sweet dance moves... when i came in the next day someone had printed up a bunch of signs that read "NO DANCING BEYOND THIS POINT" and they renamed the employee lounge "the Dance Floor." i am super lucky this all happened before every cellphone had a camera, otherwise i'd be a viral video. also, i did impress the girl though, she was impressed i didn't get fired :P
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kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,922
Where I work, the nurses have carts the hold medications and creams, and on the top of the carts are paperwork and pitchers of ice water. So I pick up a pitcher to pour a drink for a resident, when the lid popped off and the ice and water flowed out. It not only soaked a folder of important paperwork but also cascaded down my shirt and bra.
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kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,927
Once I burst into a resident's room because I heard screaming, and he was on his laptop watching porn.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,928
@606,921 (squeegee)
That's hilarious. Did you tear up?
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,931
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#606,941
@previous (squeegee)
I would have been sobbing. I've cried at work many times.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,965
once I worked as a painter and all of our work involved painting these really cool, old as fuck mansions.
there was a new kid, it was his first job, tried to show him the ropes but we all quickly realized he wasn't going to listen to any of us
im gonna cut the story short and skip to the end, he was dumb as fuck and ended up spilling multiple 5 gallon buckets of white paint all over the nice wood floor
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,969
When I started my old job once I became so overwhelmed by my bullying new manager that I excused myself to the bathroom so I could sob.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,973
@previous (H)
Once I bad worked three 16 days in a row, so I was very tired. It was around 4:00 am and I was creeping in to change a resident's brief in the dark. I pulled back his blankets and noticed that he only had one leg. I immediately started crying because I had a feeling like I had somehow caused the leg to go missing, even though I had dealt with him many times before.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,975
Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,976
@606,973 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Jeez you have to change diapers while they sleep?!
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,979
@previous (Metæ?)
For some people its just easier. I mean, why wake someone up if you don't need to do so?
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,980
So Op is a damn let down.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,981
This one happened last week.
So I was in the activity room showing a movie and serving snacks to a group of fall risk patients. It was after dark and the activity room is attached to a screened in smoking patio in which seven other patients were seated. I heard a chair scrape the concrete floor from outside, and looked up to see a giant flying creature trapped in the patio! So I run out panicking as a frail resident casually opens one of the screen doors to let out the beast
It was a fucking pigeon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#607,001
OK, so I was working for a hotel near a University and I ended up in the elevator with our city's rival women's basketball team and those women were all tall and huge. I asked what floor they were headed to and they said 3 and I was so nervous that I accidentally pressed 2 twice, then I finally pressed 3. When we reached their floor, one of them(she was like 6'4) bumped into me hard with her luggage and I fell and even almost had the elevator doors shut on me. I think my story is more embarrassing than you guy's but this isn't a competition.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#607,006
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#607,014
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I wish I wasn't but yes.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#607,016
@607,006 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
kook you could right a book. Stories are terrific. I am trying very hard to think of any truly embarrassing work related stores. Have one similar to squeegee @606,921 (squeegee)
but more like $750 in damages and its a story only engineers wood appreciate - wood bring lulz only on an engineering based forum re me having to hand make special parts to fix it. (on my own time)
Just nothing that really comes to mind. @606,874 (Syntax is wrong again)
Svet's > I once crashed a satellite
Not even close but in a couple of cases just lucky more then tech savvy to stop such - I no a couple of people that have.
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Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#607,017