Topic: Me: chicken fried steak, fried okra, a Hostess™ fruit pie and 4 cans of King Cobra malt liquor...
?Metæ? started this discussion 11 years ago #45,926
Yuo: Ramen noodle and Mountain Dew.Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #606,182
How drunk are you, right now??Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,184
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,185
I'm having ramen noodles, but drinking sprite, not dew.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,186
@606,184 (?Metæ?)
If this is you sober, I think alcohol would be a fun idea.
Just try to stay away from walk-in dentists, okay?
If this is you sober, I think alcohol would be a fun idea.
Just try to stay away from walk-in dentists, okay?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,200
> expect metæ
> get metæ
> get metæ
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,202
@606,185 (C)
You're doing it wrong: Sprite is supposed to be paired with Cheetos™. I bet you're the kind whom orders a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc to pair with leg of lamb.
@previous (D)
The normal cholesterol level is <190, mine was NaN so I think I'm on the right path.
@606,186 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
We have none, Americans don't walk, especially not for something as trivial as dentistry.
You're doing it wrong: Sprite is supposed to be paired with Cheetos™. I bet you're the kind whom orders a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc to pair with leg of lamb.
@previous (D)
The normal cholesterol level is <190, mine was NaN so I think I'm on the right path.
@606,186 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
We have none, Americans don't walk, especially not for something as trivial as dentistry.
?Metæ? (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,204
I should add breakfast was six strips of thick cut pepper bacon, three eggs sunny side up and a plate of hash browns with a liberals application of Tabasco®
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,208
Is everything okay?
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #606,210
Are these cans 16 or 22 oz?
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #606,213
@previous (D)
They are, in fact, literally 16 oz.
@606,208 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
> Is everything okay?
I'm losing my job because the company I work for is losing money and I'm tasked with cleaning out a 12,000 square two story office building after which I will be unemployed. This past week I've been moving dozens of file cabinets and desks. It's extremely hard, physically. I often feel empty inside and industrial quantities of fat, sugar and alcohol only temporarily fill the gap.
They are, in fact, literally 16 oz.
@606,208 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
> Is everything okay?
I'm losing my job because the company I work for is losing money and I'm tasked with cleaning out a 12,000 square two story office building after which I will be unemployed. This past week I've been moving dozens of file cabinets and desks. It's extremely hard, physically. I often feel empty inside and industrial quantities of fat, sugar and alcohol only temporarily fill the gap.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #606,215
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #606,253
Ramen noodles and Mountain Dew actually sounds better, so I consider myself doing better than you.
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #606,260
@previous (F)
I actually hand make the chicken fried steak by tenderizing a good chunk of round roast with a meat hammer, then coating it with egg and dredging it in a breading made of flour, salt, black pepper, garlic, and cayenne pepper and deep fry it. It's labor intensive but so worth it. The cream gravy is from a mix but I add a spoonful of bacon grease to it for extra richness.
I actually hand make the chicken fried steak by tenderizing a good chunk of round roast with a meat hammer, then coating it with egg and dredging it in a breading made of flour, salt, black pepper, garlic, and cayenne pepper and deep fry it. It's labor intensive but so worth it. The cream gravy is from a mix but I add a spoonful of bacon grease to it for extra richness.
?Metæ? (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #606,266
Updat: five 16oz cans of King Cobra. For our international readers, malt liquor is stronger, shittier (but cheaper) version of beer. King Cobra is 6% ABV so it's pretty tepid. I believe it's what Brits would call "super-strength" lager. Also keep in mind USAmerican fluid ounces are different from UKEnglish fluid ounces. 16oz=473mL
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #606,277
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,621
Dinner tonight (and Syntax will really appreciate this one): pork chorizo tacos with cilantro, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeños.
@previous (F)
Fuck you malt liquor and chicken fried steak is tasty.
@previous (F)
Fuck you malt liquor and chicken fried steak is tasty.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,627
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,628
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I didn't make the chorizo or tortillas. I did cook the chorizo and assemble the tacos, though.
I didn't make the chorizo or tortillas. I did cook the chorizo and assemble the tacos, though.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,630
?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,631
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,632
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,779
@606,621 (?Metæ?)
> Dinner tonight (and Syntax will really appreciate this one): pork chorizo tacos with cilantro, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeños.
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> Fuck you malt liquor and chicken fried steak is tasty.
Actually NO - Perhaps because the chorizo where I live is usually served for breakfast on a plate where its a bit running to get off the plate with a lot of grease to help it slide off.
In a Taco it wood just spill out quickly as you raise it.
Now the chorizo I have eaten in Spain or Argentina wood work. More like a sausage that you can slice. Perhaps you have access to such. I think if the running out of the shell problem is solved it wood make a terrific filling.
> Dinner tonight (and Syntax will really appreciate this one): pork chorizo tacos with cilantro, lettuce, tomato, and jalapeños.
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>
> Fuck you malt liquor and chicken fried steak is tasty.
Actually NO - Perhaps because the chorizo where I live is usually served for breakfast on a plate where its a bit running to get off the plate with a lot of grease to help it slide off.
In a Taco it wood just spill out quickly as you raise it.
Now the chorizo I have eaten in Spain or Argentina wood work. More like a sausage that you can slice. Perhaps you have access to such. I think if the running out of the shell problem is solved it wood make a terrific filling.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,839
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,844
@previous (I)
Wud you prefer Wud instead of wood?
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Wud you prefer Wud instead of wood?
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?Metæ? (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #606,943
@606,632 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
It's like boiled chicken but it's made with minced pork, chili powder, spices, and vinegar and fried.
It's like boiled chicken but it's made with minced pork, chili powder, spices, and vinegar and fried.