Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later[^][v]#605,735
1998
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#605,737
My vote goes 2 1896 wen my first satellite failed. It went up n such, buttttttt, wood come back down n crash n burned. Did manage 2 go above my nee caps.
Got with Mr. Einstein where we wood put 2gether a plan 2 make it 2 orbit. Afterwards we went swing dancing, where I, yes I, was captured on a camera n put in the paper.
Then headed 2 my ocean a blu with my newest creation, the surfboard.
Speaking of which, I must head out 4 my 10 myle jog.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#605,751
@605,735 (B)
I can agree with that. El Nino and a fuckton of cicadas made for a really shitty summer.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#605,755
1997 easily. Friend died(he was just nine and was killed by his dad just feet away from me), my first dog died, and my great uncle died. Such a terrible year for me.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#605,757
1995
My grandma died and this began the slow decline of my family and many other things in my life
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#605,788
1998
Got married... My freedom ended...
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,847
Toni !gM.fIrVe1Q replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,867
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He seems like a rather...unusual...fellow?
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,910
@previous (Toni !gM.fIrVe1Q)
That wasn't actually Syntax, but rather some mentally unstable stalker impersonating his text voice. Syntax's shtick is faking dyslexia to cover his poor spelling, and making wild claims about his technical achievements, which include designing telecommunication satellites and working with the US government on certain covert operations. He is believed to be in his seventies, most probably retired, and living in California, where he spends much of his free time surfing and attending swing dance performances. His more extravagant tall tales include a friendship with Jacques Cousteau and part ownership of a Pacific island populated by free-spirited Polynesian beauties. The message you cited was almost certainly posted by Matthew Miller, a long term nuisance user who's been feuding with Syntax for close on 15 years. One of Miller's running gags revolves around Syntax's age, likening him to Methuselah and crediting him with the invention of every technological innovation in human history, from mixing gunpowder for the Chinese to advising NASA on the design of the Hubble telescope. After you've been here a while, you'll be able to distinguish Syntax's incomprehensible word-spatter from the idiotic gibberish spouted by his main imitators.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,915
1990, my birthday.
@605,867 (Toni !gM.fIrVe1Q)
He's an unusual old man, yes.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,917
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#605,991
@605,910 (G) @previous (D)
Except for the part about the "syntax invented" jokes.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,003
@605,910 (G)
The "Syntax invented" or "Syntax claims" thing actually started on Tinychan, from an anonymous user. At some point it came over here and it's been a running joke since.
Matt didn't create it, and I don't think he even uses it either.
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,088
@605,991 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What, Matt doesn't post the "Syntax invented" jokes?
Anonymous G double-posted this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,089
@606,003 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) > I don't think he even uses it either.
That's news to me.
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Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#606,092
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#606,427
Nineteenandninetynaught.
The time they drug the old into the newdecade. The gamers' kkids are still in recovery. Still can't look at an arcade the same.
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#606,428
@606,414 (M)
It all happened in the house and I was outside. I was only 6 at the time, so I can't remember much and of course no one wanted to explain what happened to a 6-year-old so I never found out.