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Topic: FAO: Raging virgins of MC

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,900

1. Were you constantly branded a homosexual all the way through high school, despite the fact that you were completely straight?

2. Did you feel emasculated by all the alpha males who got all the best women, while you couldn't even make time with one of the local skanks?

3. Do you still bear a near-psychopathic grudge against every young woman who treated you with scorn and derision throughout your teens?

4. Do you have recurring revenge fantasies which you're too much of a loser to actually carry out?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #605,724

@OP before you make any more of these virgin obsession threads I require a notarized statement from a woman and her family that swears and affirms that you are not a virgin. Please note that government issued photo identification must be present for you and all signing witnesses.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,728

@previous (B)
So, "yes" to all four questions?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,729

I think Anonymous B won that round.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,733

@previous (C)
I think nobody here will give a straight answer to any of the above.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,734

@OP

So these questions are your way of saying they fit you perfectly?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,738

@previous (Syntax)
Yeah. After reading this thread, I wanted to see if anybody else had the courage to admit the truth about their adolescence.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,748

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #605,749

You sound like a kid that just got laid and thinks he's cool. No one thinks you're cool. Get good at something and perform well and people might then think you're cool. People that think getting laid is cool are the people that had kids as young as 14 and now have too many to care for.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #605,787

@605,748 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (F)

How about that fist month at uni, when we discovered that all the promises our parents and teachers made were empty, hollow lies?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #605,802

@previous (A)
It wasn't a lie when they told you that your life would be empty and hollow.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,835

@previous (D)
Actually, they told me the exact opposite.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,836

@previous (A)
Please, describe to us in exacting detail the full breadth of your sexual experiences with another human.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,845

@previous (B)
I don't have any.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,873

@OP
Virgin neckbeard detected.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,879

@previous (G)
Virgin, yes. Neck beard, no.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,880

@previous (A)
Show us your trilby and facial hair, fatty.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #605,905

@previous (H)
Yes, I have a fedora, but I shave everyday.
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