Topic: Happy Happy Yom Kippur for all my Jewish friends
Syntax started this discussion 11 years ago #45,829
And for those who march to the beat of Jesus the Jew - Yom Kippur is the ultimate Jewish happy holiday. Personally I make it a point to eat a quality pork dinner item to celebrate - Circumcised Piggy is probably advised.
Looking up wot you need to do in prep:
No eating and drinking
No wearing of leather shoes
No bathing or washing
No anointing oneself with perfumes or lotions
No marital relations
Notice it says nothing about extra marital relations
Wiki says there are Christians who also celebrate Yom Kippur so they do not have to pay the extra costs for a Kosher Pig.
Apparently I missed last weeks Jewish holiday which lasted a full week.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #604,713
I hope you die you Jewish bastard.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,714
@previous (B)
> I hope you die you Jewish bastard.
Well of course I will die. And so will YOU.
Me - Ex-Jew as u probably no.
So my Jesus the Jew disciple, have you changed dinner plans to include pork?
> I hope you die you Jewish bastard.
Well of course I will die. And so will YOU.
Me - Ex-Jew as u probably no.
So my Jesus the Jew disciple, have you changed dinner plans to include pork?
Syntax is wrong again joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,715
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You can't be an ex-Jew you fuckwit. It says in the Koran that once you're born a Jew you stay one forever.
You can't be an ex-Jew you fuckwit. It says in the Koran that once you're born a Jew you stay one forever.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,716
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Jesus the Jew Disciple Svet
Your Koran says the Earth is Flat - source
Qur'an 15:19
Qur'an 20:53
Qur'an 43:10
Qur'an 50:7
Qur'an 51:48
Qur'an 71:19
Qur'an 78:6
Not sure how the Qur'an adds a blow job to the Flat Earth model butttt
Qur'an 79:30 والارض بعد ذلك دحاها
Qur'an much like the Christian and or Jewish Bible no so much such a good source of real vs mythology
Jesus the Jew Disciple Svet
Your Koran says the Earth is Flat - source
Qur'an 15:19
Qur'an 20:53
Qur'an 43:10
Qur'an 50:7
Qur'an 51:48
Qur'an 71:19
Qur'an 78:6
Not sure how the Qur'an adds a blow job to the Flat Earth model butttt
Qur'an 79:30 والارض بعد ذلك دحاها
Qur'an much like the Christian and or Jewish Bible no so much such a good source of real vs mythology
Syntax is wrong again replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,721
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,722
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Geeeeeshhhhhhh for a dude with black parents who lives in Essex.
What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus!
Geeeeeshhhhhhh for a dude with black parents who lives in Essex.
What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus!
Syntax is wrong again replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,724
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Only my father was a nigger. And our women are far superior to your frail money grabbing kike bitches.
Only my father was a nigger. And our women are far superior to your frail money grabbing kike bitches.
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #604,727
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What does an Essex girl say after having sex?
What team do you guys play for?
What does an Essex girl say after having sex?
What team do you guys play for?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,742
re Cutting off ceremonee
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,750
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,767
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,772
L'chaim!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,819
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,847
@previous (G)
Is your obsession with whiteknighting for Syntax a 15 minute waddle from your mother's basement?
Is your obsession with whiteknighting for Syntax a 15 minute waddle from your mother's basement?
Million Masturbator March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,849
Happy Birthday is ruled pubic domain so sing up bitches