Topic: How to masturbate hygienically?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,807
What to do with all the semen? Its a deal breaker to do it with out porn, like the shower.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #604,360
@OP
Try ejaculating into a man or woman.
Try ejaculating into a man or woman.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,364
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #604,368
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #604,372
Use a condom.
Million Masturbator March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,445
Get boxes of facial tissues, i.e. Kleenex, Scotties whatever. When you decide to get spooging, drape about four of them over the top of your dinger, get your hand around the shaft to have the tissues surround, and rub the mass of tissues up and down, leaving some room at the top so you don't poke a hole. If you angle your dinger down, the tissues will catch the spooge with no mess. You can buy extra-soft tissues that make the rubbing part much more pleasant.
better make that 6 tissues
better make that 6 tissues
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Million Masturbator March double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,446
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,565
@OP shoot it off into your own mouth
MIllion Masturbator March replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,569
Now, to save money, you can use a single extra-soft tissue with cheaper rough tissue or even paper towel sections, as only one of the layers of tissues will actually contact your polecat.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,662
Put waterproof porn in your shower.