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Green !Rb2yByKsq. started this discussion 11 years ago#45,756
Prologue
Ks sweated as he made the deal with some black people. 'Yo, ok homes, we'll take 100g of meth for $10000'. Ks breathed a sigh of relief. After the deal was done, he and Postmortem biked off into the sunset. Postmortem remained apprehensive about their new business venture, however, 'Ks, we will surely become visible to the wine mafia and cider cartel'. Ks just laughed, 'and what will they do?'...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#603,676
Psychotic tripcode.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#603,955
Green and Falco had just finished their night of passion, 'Green, the fridge' said Falco. Green nodded, 'indeed, we must expand the cider cartel around the world'. Green went into the closet, 'this is real Tesco Value Cider!' he said as he checked on his Tesco Value Apple Juice mixed with yeast. 'But soon!' declared Green, 'we must expand to Cornwall!'...
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#604,344
Ks was pontificating as he cooked up a new batch of meth, 'John, I don't think black people is a very profitable business venture'. Postmortem looked at Ks in shock, 'that's racist. Who should we sell meth to?'. Ks looked over at the school, 'schoolchildren'. Postmortem gasped, 'that's immoral'. Ks clenched his fist, crushing a crystal, 'things are different now. Back in my day we only had coffee to keep us awake. Now children have real problems like ADD and autism and they want something stronger'. Postmortem and Ks walked to the school and hid in the bushes. A group of schoolchildren walked by drinking Red Bull and Ks leapt up and knocked the Red Bull out of their hands. 'Get that weak shit out of here' he laughed. The schoolchildren were terrified but Ks showed them his meth, 'this will wake you up'. The schoolchildren protested but Ks was adamant, 'fuck you pussies just take the damn meth. First one is a freebie'. Ks and Postmortem walked back to their hotel feeling victorious...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#604,509
the old threads were funny this one isnt
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#604,622
@previous (Meowth)
Not at the moment, but he sometimes pops up.
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#605,063
@previous (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
One night I watched the videos uploaded on his YouTube channel. Unsure why. Especially that Pepsi drinking video lol.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#608,945
Green and Falco were enjoying their rousing success in the cider racket. They started to head out towards Tesco, when a man driving a Fiat Punto stopped and started painting his brake callipers. The man spotted them and started posting rage vocaroos. 'Oi. Are you the ones wot are starting that cider racket?' raged the man. Falco and Green tipped their fedoras. 'Oi you twats, my name is to4str, this is my turf. I sell weed and weed accessories'. Green became flabergasted, 'u wot m8? I am the ciderman'. To4str raged hard then got into his car and crashed into a Poundland...