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Topic: Why did my ban change to permanent and ban on sight?

Matthew Miller started this discussion 11 years ago #45,751

Externally hosted imageIt says for ban evasion. Seriously, please believe me. A few months ago, I was also accused of ban evading, then Meta said it was a troll using a Hong Kong proxy. This must be the same. I am not ban evading!!!! Please, I love Minichan! Please do not do this to me! I beg you. You guys have been banning me every other day for one thing or the other. I am not doing anything that other posters do not do. Please, I did not evade my ban. I have been being very good and waiting out my bans. Please investigate this! It was not me!!!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #603,573

lol I enjoy the updates, mods

certainly this time he has learned his lesson and he will not repeat the offenses. Definitely not.

[email protected] (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,575

Your main profile, dox/harassment, has been last seen using the IP address dox/harassment. This IP address has created an UID 1 day ago, and 3 hours ago. The UID made 3 hours ago to post the following topics:

* How to get paid to commit suicide?
* Stay classy, Florida.
* "Black people are violent."
* Nice fucking facist police state you have there!

I have investigated this. You have evaded your ban.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,576

@603,573 (B)
we just have to keep training him so that he masks his textvoice and shtick enough so its no longer recognized to be him.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,577

@previous (C)
The bigger problem is training him to not use the same fucking IP address on his main and ban-evading UIDs. He is rarely sober enough to manage this feat.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,578

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
damlol

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,582

Please



I confess to everything. I am sorry. Please, I beseech your mercy. Minichan is the only good thing in my life. Please, I will publicly repent and do anything you want. Please let me post again. I have nothing else in my miserable existence! Please, look into the depths of your gracious heart and have mercy on this sinner!

Sent From my Alibaba Cloud Email

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,586

@603,575 ([email protected])
There are in fact billions of English speakers in China using that VPN and !CITRUS3QCY tripcode. Thanks.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,588

I think mod should go easy on him. He trying, efforts have been made. Just saying.

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,592

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
lolbud

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,594

@603,588 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
yes, efforts to ban evade

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,599

@603,592 (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)

You need to join the Indy Liberation Army. It is the only hope to save Matthew R. Miller from the statist, evil, and decadent mods of Minichan.org.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,603

@603,586 (Metæ)
They were all overwhelmed by temporary psychological panic, you see.

@603,582 (C)
Surely, this time will be different. Every other prior occasion was just practice.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,611

Just ban China...again

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,612

@previous (G)
It already is. Matt's UID is (was) just whitelisted.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,614

@previous (r04r)
In that case, turn minichan into an anti Chinese government website and inform certain authorities that Matt is starting an uprise.

I'm sure Matt would love dropping Chinese soap.

Malachite joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,622

He said the same thing on scatchan.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,627

@603,614 (G)
I’ve been trying to get that meme started. Join me?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,629

@603,603 (B)
But they'll get over it really quickly because the Chinese are very hard workers.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,642

> I have nothing else in my miserable existence!

Well now.

Just Saying

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,648

@previous (J)
Careful…

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,651

@previous (I)
Please respect how careful my reply was.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,684

Is it just me, or did matt sound like a 47 year old whining, begging, pleading for his life, 6 year old little girl?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,685

@previous (K)
This is a very awkward sentence

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,687

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
How do you think I felt while typing it up?

He actually sounds like a convict that just got sentenced to life in prison, and is yelling at the judge while being escorted out of courtroom.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,689

@603,684 (K)
How do you know what that sounds like, Jump?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,691

@previous (M)
Lol what?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,694

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Read my post again. If it's still too difficult for you to understand, try mouthing the words slowly while you follow them along the screen with your finger. Thanks.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,698

@603,689 (M)
You don't watch much TV do you?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,700

@previous (K)
I don't watch child abuse footage, unlike you.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,701

@previous (M)
Oh, of course you don't watch it, your the child molester we see being escorted from the courtroom, incoherently babbling to the judge how you were set up. Thanks Matt.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,702

@603,689 (M)
rekt

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,703

@603,694 (M)
Why do you think that this is jump? It doesn't even have the same text voice.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,704

@603,701 (K)
mate I'm worried because you write like you're having an aneurysm

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,705

@603,702 (B)
This was a good burn in your opinion?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,709

@603,704 (B)
Get Matt's penis out if your mouth, its hard to understand when you have a mouthful of matt.

Anon Z double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,714

And Anon M and B have become strangely quiet.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,730

@603,709 (K)
That doesn't make a lick of sense, brah.

@previous (Anon Z)
Sorry, can't be arsed to check this thread every minute.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,737

@603,703 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Calm down. I was just having a laugh at your expense.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 0 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,738

@OP
@603,582 (C)
If Matthew really wrote this, then he's possibly the most pathetic ex-pat in Asia.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,739

@previous (N)
He emailed it to me and becky.

Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,743

@previous (r04r)
Could be an imposter. See:

> Sent From my Alibaba Cloud Email

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,745

@previous (N)
That was only in one of the mails. It came from the confirmed matt email address and he respond to replies. The first at least. The second could theoretically have been faked.

r04r double-posted this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,770

@603,743 (N)
So, the second email came from a gmail account and gmail uses DKIM and SPF. The email got sent through a gateway listed in the SPF record and has a valid DKIM signature. This makes it almost certain the email got sent by a gmail smtp server. Maybe he is using alibaba to interface with gmail. The origin header in the email is also a chinese ip address, but not one that has been used to post on minichan. While I have no idea what "Alibaba Cloud Email" is, I'd still say it is legit.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,782

@previous (r04r)
maagd as fuck

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,783

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Thank you. One time I explained this stuff to the lead tech of a company and they just looked at me blankly. It was great. They had a problem of spam being sent from their domain and wanted to make it stop, which this is a pretty good solution to.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,784

@previous (r04r)
FYI, Syntax is not actually the lead tech of any company.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,796

@603,770 (r04r)
Alibaba has an email server? That's weird

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,802

@603,784 (O)
Is your obsession with Syntax a 15 minute waddle from your parent's basement?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,823

@603,796 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
you can do anything with alibabacom

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,830

@603,783 (r04r)
He uses Alibaba for his 8th career.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,840

@previous (Metæ)
*16th

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,869

@previous (B)
Wrong again, obsessed fuckface!

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,928

Sent by a user to all mods 30 minutes ago.
Please remove the shadowban on me. Please.

r04r double-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,929

Plese


Please unban me, I beg you!

r04r triple-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,930

Look


I am a mentally-ill alcoholic. I know I can be annoying, but you have to admit I have stopped the fart schtick 100%, I have stopped fighting with Lynne B. Goldstein, and I am much better. Please, oh please, let me post at Minichan! It is an important part of my life. I beg your mercy!!! I confess everything and repent!

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,931

@previous (r04r)
Were you moved by his pleas?

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,933

@previous (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
nigga plese

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,935

@603,930 (r04r)
> I have stopped the fart schtick 100%, I have stopped fighting with Lynne B. Goldstein

Only since his ban.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,952

@603,930 (r04r)
He can't even write an appeal to be unbanned without resorting to shtick and harassment.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,995

Dear Administratrices


Please, please let me post at Minichan. Please. I will do anything you want in terms of repentance. You will even let Bert the rapist post if he apologizes: I will repent publicly and do anything. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,997

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
:')

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,998

Matt,

We are kind administrators, so we will allow you to return to Minichan on three conditions:

1. You post an apology to the Board and its users;
2. You post a confession of your sins against the innocent lolis of Sacred Heart; and
3. You post AND email to us, under your full name, location, and date of birth, an apology to the Chinese government for conspiring to overthrow it.

If you are truly repentant, these terms should be no problem for you.

Sincerely,
Becky Derp

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,999

Tell him to fuck off back to Tinychan, lol.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,000

@603,998 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Becky, come on. Can't you just be reasonable? And on top of it, I never did 2 or 3.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,001

@603,689 (M)
I don't know what that sounds like.

@603,689 (M)
Wasnt me, but to answer the question, I used to work for the Khmer Rouge.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,007

@604,000 (r04r)
Confession is good for the soul. If you die unconfessed, you will not go to heaven. Please. We care about you.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,008

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I was banned for saying "thanks". Isn't that, to your legal mind, a little strict? Please, Becky, let me post there. It is all I have.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,010

@603,998 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
4. You post a selfie with your genitals exposed and your face fully visible à la Negi.jpeg.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #604,011

@previous (Q)
The problem is he might actually do it.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,028

For a person suffering as severe mental traumas and illness as MAtt, pretending to be humbled and repentant is easy and not actually the same way that a normal, healthy human experiences these feelings.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,051

@603,952 (R)

> He can't even write an appeal to be unbanned without resorting to shtick and harassment.

> and harassment.

Exactly

PS: A thread worth many quality smiles for a fyne Monday AM

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,052

@previous (Syntax)
dont get smug now

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,053

@previous (r04r)
> smug
> adjective
> adjective: smug; comparative adjective: smugger; superlative adjective: smuggest

> having or showing an excessive pride in oneself or one's achievements.

Not one to give anyone a lesson on English. My reply had nada to do with self.
Was 100% to do with a view of Fail of another
And somehow I think you already new that. And out of this thread!

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,054

@previous (Syntax)
not to give you a lesson on not being a fucking retard, but that was a warning

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,063

@604,053 (Syntax)
go drown

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,092

fuck off matt ya faggot

Anonymous T double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,093

@604,053 (Syntax)

> >smug
> >adjective
> >adjective: smug; comparative adjective: smugger; superlative adjective: smuggest
>
> >having or showing an excessive pride in oneself or one's achievements.
>
> Not one to give anyone a lesson on English. My reply had nada to do with self.
> Was 100% to do with a view of Fail of another
> And somehow I think you already new that. And out of this thread!

please hang yourself you sad elderly man

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #604,136

@604,053 (Syntax)
YOU GOT TOLD!!!!

see @604,054 (r04r)

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,099

Could we get an update on the whining manchild?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,119

@previous (V)
Still drunk.

Still plotting overthrow of the Chinese Communist Party.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,169

@605,099 (V)
Still trying to be an ass kisser to get back on here and post more shit.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,194

@605,099 (V)
He has sent six more e-mails since we last updated you, kind reader. But none have been interesting enough to post. Also he has ban-evaded, sent PMs from a new UID, and tried to post here a bunch.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,198

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
lol

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,199

@605,194 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
So what started the bans? I assume he posted something that crossed the line?

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,209

Please unban Matt. Thanks alot

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,231

@605,199 (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
He was banned for a week, and evaded it. Then tried to lie his way out of it. This annoyed me, so I upgraded his ban.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,379

@previous (r04r)
bitch

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,477

@603,770 (r04r)
I don't know why, but I think this turned me on a little bit??

Also, good work team! Sprite for everyone who isn't banned!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #607,960

I was banned for ban evasion. The ban that I evaded, was for saying "thanks". Come on.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #607,963

@previous (A)

becky please keep up the good work(s)

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,024

@607,960 (A)

>
I was banned for ban evasion. The ban that I evaded, was for saying "thanks". Come on.


kill yourself

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,912

This Matt person may very well be legally retarded.

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,931

@previous (Z-3)
Like CWC, he has a degree.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,943

If you unban me, I will post a full-body, nude photo of myself on Minichan. I am that desperate.

Malachite replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,944

@previous (A)
That just makes us want you banned even more.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #608,966

@previous (Malachite)

> That just makes us want you banned even more.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #608,981

@previous (B)

> > That just makes us want you banned even more.

Rogi tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #608,985

Matt is still relevant here?

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #608,992

@608,943 (A)
email headers please

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #608,993

@previous (Z-5)
Why?

@608,985 (Rogi tiQBrOS.jo)
Yes.

Rogi tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #609,114

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Jesus, I am so sorry for you and the admin team. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
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