Topic: How to get paid to commit suicide?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,744

I want to be paid to kill myself, then at the last minute survive, then keep the money. How can I do this?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #603,534

russian roulette

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #603,538

potato in exhaust pipe, but play dead before actual deadness occurs

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,626

@OP please ask Marsden for his professional fraudster advice

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,492

@603,534 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)

> russian roulette

This.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,531

Become a highly informed US government employee with high-level clearance.
Contact terrorist groups and offer your expertise in exchange for a faked death.
By initiating the idea of killing yourself, it will essentially be suicide.

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,546

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Brilliant!

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