Topic: How to commit suicide for under $5?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,742

Seeing as this forum is an expert for committing the act of suicide under $20.

For poor stupid retarded bastards looking to off themselves for the betterment of society, do you have suggestions for committing the act for under $5?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #603,532

First go to the dollar store and buy $4 worth of candy. Then, jump off a tall building.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #603,541

rent a 19 dollar whore

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,552

Exchange $4 for pennies. Then, swallow the pennies until you are DEAD.

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,706

@previous (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
What do I do with the other dollar?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,708

Buy a paring knife and stick it in your throat

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,715

Exchange $5 for €. You will die of boredom.

Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,717

So- will this thread be Minichan's next viral sensation???

@603,706 (E)
Keep it! This was about suicide for under $5. You can enjoy the pride of knowing that you saved a whole dollar.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,718

@603,708 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

That's dark.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #603,722

@603,717 (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Good idea, maybe there's a toll in the afterlife to use the stairway to heaven.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,490

Spend $5 in gas, find free rope on Craigslist, hang yourself.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,524

@previous (Meowth)
buy $5 worth of gas
drink it

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,526

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That would apparently work. Thanks for adding "Gasoline LD50" to my already wildly erratic search history.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,528

@previous (J)
You're most certainly welcome!

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,544

@605,524 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@605,526 (J)
Ayyyyy! That is, of course, if you can handle the taste/burn of gasoline down your throat.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,597

@previous (Meowth)
It burns more if you smoke.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,624

why? there are so many ways to kill yourself for free

Metæ? joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,625

@603,706 (E)

> What do I do with the other dollar?

You have to leave your heirs something.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #605,723

hang yourself with your underwear or shirt and save the 5 bucks