Topic: I sometimes get jealous of cows because they get to chew their food multiple times.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,668

We only get to chew once. Sad.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #602,536

Try chewing on dry hay. Just chew and chew and chew and chew & chew.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,541

Fucking cows should check their privilege

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,543

This could be the solution to obesity: eat one slice of pizza, then eat it over and over again.

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Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #602,549

Have you ever had gum? Live out your cud chewing fantasy, OP. Do it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #602,552

@602,543 (Metæ)
I would be game for this

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,606

@602,549 (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
Okay but clearly gum is not satisfying in the way food is. I want to eat a meal, then eat it again. Perhaps several more times.

@602,543 (Metæ)
Exactly.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,609

@previous (A)
You could do as the rabbits do and chew on your pellets.

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