Topic: Can someone explain this joke for me?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,641
A Mormon walks into a bar. He says "I have 10 children!" and the bar walks away from him.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #602,326
nobody wants to be near a mormon
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,327
Matt walks into a bar and says "I just did 10 children", and the bar walks away.
Why?
Why?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,328
@OPYou can ask a Mormon by calling 1-888-537-6600
Or ask online at
https://beta.mormon.org
One question they will not ask you is: Where is that bar located.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,329
Bars can't walk. You're welcome.
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #602,330
Bar means bear said with an accent?
Million Moose March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #602,344
so bars got legs now
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #602,345
The bartender probably opposed polygamy.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,349
Mormons don't drink.
Million Moose March replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,359
maybe no one wnated to look at ten god damn wallet photos
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,426
Okay thanks but I still don't get it.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,442
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #602,463
Nobody likes children