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Topic: hi all

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,497

I googled how to commit suicide, and it brought me here. Is everyone here suicidal?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later[^] [v] #600,153

Probably only half of us.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,158

Why did you use Google? Why not Duck Duck Go?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,162

Why were you googling how to commit suicide? Are you suicidal?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,166

@previous (B)
I googled committing suicide, so therefore I'm suicidal.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,169

yes op i am suicidal the only thing holding me back is my obligation to post to minichan.org

i recommend you do the same. we love you

Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,171

@600,166 (A)

Did you consider phoning the number it gave you?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #600,183

Why are you suicidal?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #600,219

Were you previously planning on spending $29.99, $39.99 or even $99.99 on a suicide before you found the amazing deals in the Minichan suicide under $20 thread @OP?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,261

*Alphabetted

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,274

yes op i am suicidal the only thing holding me back is my obligation to post to minichan.org

i recommend you do the same. we love you

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,309

@600,166 (A)
You should pick a name and start posting here more. Eventually you will discover you are transgender (or a pedophile) and that will give you reason to live. Hopefully just transgender though.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,312

killing yourself is stupid, unless you're in constant unbearable pain from a disease or something, i don't see why anyone would

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,329

Only when the drylugs wear off.
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