Topic: CHECKMATE ATHIESTS
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,478
If humans wrote the Bible, how come the Bible has an account of what happened before humans existed? How could a human author have known about all the "let there be light" stuff?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #599,899
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,901
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,902
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,903
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,906
@OP
B4 people learned how to write, they told stories. Handed down fairy tales. Eons later people started to write down these fairy tales.
Remember at the get go people did a lot of incest. Read the begats and notice how much is missing about who/whom screwed who.
B4 people learned how to write, they told stories. Handed down fairy tales. Eons later people started to write down these fairy tales.
Remember at the get go people did a lot of incest. Read the begats and notice how much is missing about who/whom screwed who.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,933
@previous (D)
> B4 people learned how to write, they told stories. Handed down fairy tales. Eons later people started to write down these fairy tales.
this is true
> Remember at the get go people did a lot of incest.
uh, not really. trading away women to rival villages/bands was what happened more often than not. rape and kidnapping was more likely than vast amounts of incest. in reality. now in print, that's another story.
> Read the begats and notice how much is missing about who/whom screwed who.
yeah, all the begats and everything were added much later to try and tie the line of david to the lineage of jesus and there is zero primary sources for that particular passage other than the bible, so it's highly likely the "genealogical records" in the bible are pure works of fiction
> B4 people learned how to write, they told stories. Handed down fairy tales. Eons later people started to write down these fairy tales.
this is true
> Remember at the get go people did a lot of incest.
uh, not really. trading away women to rival villages/bands was what happened more often than not. rape and kidnapping was more likely than vast amounts of incest. in reality. now in print, that's another story.
> Read the begats and notice how much is missing about who/whom screwed who.
yeah, all the begats and everything were added much later to try and tie the line of david to the lineage of jesus and there is zero primary sources for that particular passage other than the bible, so it's highly likely the "genealogical records" in the bible are pure works of fiction
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,973
@OP
> If humans wrote the Bible, how come the Bible has an account of what happened before humans existed?
If I wrote a book and added a bunch of buttshits about things that happened before humans existed, would you believe it?
Probably, because you're reading a book made up completely by someone.
> How could a human author have known about all the "let there be light" stuff?
So you believe all that bullshit about somr god saying "let there be light"?
You know sister Mary was no virgin when she gave birth to your fake baby jesus right? That bitch was spreading those legs for every wise man in the territory. She should go on the Maury show and find out who the daddy is.
> If humans wrote the Bible, how come the Bible has an account of what happened before humans existed?
If I wrote a book and added a bunch of buttshits about things that happened before humans existed, would you believe it?
Probably, because you're reading a book made up completely by someone.
> How could a human author have known about all the "let there be light" stuff?
So you believe all that bullshit about somr god saying "let there be light"?
You know sister Mary was no virgin when she gave birth to your fake baby jesus right? That bitch was spreading those legs for every wise man in the territory. She should go on the Maury show and find out who the daddy is.
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,999
if god is real then why is he losing against science and atheism
checkmate theists
checkmate theists
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,012
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #600,016
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
FUCK I didn't see that there was a GET coming up.
I wanted to claim it for Ruby. :'(
FUCK I didn't see that there was a GET coming up.
I wanted to claim it for Ruby. :'(
Janet joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #615,896
@599,973 (F)
if you wrote a book it would be forgotten by the end of the year. The Bible is a best seller year after year and has been around for more years than you have hairs on your head., silly fool.
if you wrote a book it would be forgotten by the end of the year. The Bible is a best seller year after year and has been around for more years than you have hairs on your head., silly fool.