Topic: why are mummies that come back to life so surly
Million Mong March started this discussion 11 years ago #45,420
You'd think they'd be not so ill-tempered, or at least some of them. But no, these fuckers got some kind of jerk attitude.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #599,394
I think that they're joints hurt/they have a horrible taste in their mouth's.
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,396
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
From being dead for so long? Or because of the entombing process?
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,397
@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
From being dead for so long. It's like morning breath but a thousand times worse.
brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,398
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
1000X Morning Breath
Order now!~
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,399
@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
You act as if you are 12.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #599,402
@599,398 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Comes with a free pocket full of eye sand
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,405
@599,399 (D)
12 is less than 13 so I may be onto something
brie !uXWPG0MygI double-posted this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,406
@599,402 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Pocket sand!~~~
Million Mong March (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,410
lol, I just thought of a riddle-type answer: because they've been "on the rag" for thousands of years
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,422
@previous (Million Mong March)
Next riddle-type answer you think of, don't mention riddle-types?
Million Mong March (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,450
eh?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,495
How many have you met? I met one and she sucked my dick. I think they're pretty chill.
brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,500
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
mummies are alright even if they aren't all they set out to be.
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