Topic: I need some information on this "bert" character
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,396
Because I value my time too much to visit the cesspit known as "Tinychan," I lack the necessary background on this "bert" person to troll him effectively.
I have the following questions:
1. How old is he?
2. Where is he from?
3. Is he a pedophile? If not, what sort of sexual deviance is he into?
4. Is he more or less successful than Matt?
5. Is this all just schtick?
Any other pertinent information is also appreciated.
Thank you.
I have the following questions:
1. How old is he?
2. Where is he from?
3. Is he a pedophile? If not, what sort of sexual deviance is he into?
4. Is he more or less successful than Matt?
5. Is this all just schtick?
Any other pertinent information is also appreciated.
Thank you.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #599,075
1. 47
2. Knoxville Tennessee
3. Yes, but also into gay black men.
4. This is a tough call. I think they are equal at being successful in their own way. Matt, however, is employed(so he says), Bert, is unemployed.
5. Matt is well known as being an schtickser. Bert is just a dumbass.
Additional info... Bert hits on Triptych and continually tries to score, Trip considers him a creep.
Bert got his face kicked in by a bunch of niggers. Claims he was going to retaliate, but has failed to live up to his threat.
On a last note, he was supposed to meet up with a trucker at a truckstop for a fight. But at the last minute, pussied out and told the trucker he was supposed to meet him on Gay St.
2. Knoxville Tennessee
3. Yes, but also into gay black men.
4. This is a tough call. I think they are equal at being successful in their own way. Matt, however, is employed(so he says), Bert, is unemployed.
5. Matt is well known as being an schtickser. Bert is just a dumbass.
Additional info... Bert hits on Triptych and continually tries to score, Trip considers him a creep.
Bert got his face kicked in by a bunch of niggers. Claims he was going to retaliate, but has failed to live up to his threat.
On a last note, he was supposed to meet up with a trucker at a truckstop for a fight. But at the last minute, pussied out and told the trucker he was supposed to meet him on Gay St.
Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #599,102
They know each other from that old forum where Matt and syntax used to post
Bert, therefore, is properly part of the Matt Saga of Minichan history.
Bert, therefore, is properly part of the Matt Saga of Minichan history.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,122
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,131
@previous (A)
As someone mentioned in this topic. Trust this. Do not believe everything you read that is posted on the internet.
bet you already new that much
As someone mentioned in this topic. Trust this. Do not believe everything you read that is posted on the internet.
bet you already new that much
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,133
i know he has a gay lover named ernie
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,135
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,137
He is a guy who's just trying to get by. A man without a plan. And a male doomed to fail.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,139
@599,135 (A)
Just one example. Mods here can verify bert has turned creepy towards any female. Once he gets his mental hooks into a target and she can be 25 years older then him - he goes full on trying to nuzzle up to her.
No one here can even give you a single example of where bert does the same thing to a male. So the answers Anon C gave, end up full of bogus information.
Just one example. Mods here can verify bert has turned creepy towards any female. Once he gets his mental hooks into a target and she can be 25 years older then him - he goes full on trying to nuzzle up to her.
No one here can even give you a single example of where bert does the same thing to a male. So the answers Anon C gave, end up full of bogus information.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,140
@599,137 (G)
> He is a guy who's just trying to get by. A man without a plan. And a male doomed to fail.
In other words he is the same as 85% of the men on mc.
> He is a guy who's just trying to get by. A man without a plan. And a male doomed to fail.
In other words he is the same as 85% of the men on mc.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,148
please take this faggot shit back to tc, thanks.
nobody here cares about your gay bert obsession or your gay syntax or gay matt obsession either for that matter.
nobody here cares about your gay bert obsession or your gay syntax or gay matt obsession either for that matter.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,269
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
i would like to commission a picture of ruby rose giving a thumbs up! i asked a fellow for one previously, but he never got back to me. maybe he died.
anyway, this is less of a commission than a request. unless you view my gratitude as a currency, of course.
i would like to commission a picture of ruby rose giving a thumbs up! i asked a fellow for one previously, but he never got back to me. maybe he died.
anyway, this is less of a commission than a request. unless you view my gratitude as a currency, of course.
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,361
Bert doesn't understand why people call him a homosexual for flirting with a female-to-male boy.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,363
@OP
He once fellated a homeless guy in return for an armful of bad heroin.
He once fellated a homeless guy in return for an armful of bad heroin.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,370
@OP
I doubt your abilities. Bert will likely best you in every encounter. Thanks
I doubt your abilities. Bert will likely best you in every encounter. Thanks
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,590
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Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,592
@previous (A)
Apparently he used to do heroin.
I don't know for sure, though. That's just what some anon said once.
Apparently he used to do heroin.
I don't know for sure, though. That's just what some anon said once.
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,593
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,596
@previous (A)
That anon did seem to be very interested in Bert, so I took them at their word about Bert being an ex-heroin user.
But yes, you may want to confirm it elsewhere. If you care that much.
That anon did seem to be very interested in Bert, so I took them at their word about Bert being an ex-heroin user.
But yes, you may want to confirm it elsewhere. If you care that much.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,598
@previous (Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx)
> so I took them at their word about Bert being an ex-heroin user.
I am 90% sure bert never did identify the hard drug he took. He always refereed to it as the "Sweet Stuff" and both Cocaine and Heroin are refereed to as such.
@599,361 (O)
> Bert doesn't understand why people call him a homosexual for flirting with a female-to-male boy.
That in my book is the only example anyone can give legitimately for any so called gay connection re bert - HowSomEver bert always claimed he could keep the girl a girl.
Currently that girl says she is again dating a guy.
@599,075 (C)
> Bert, is unemployed.
Over the many years bert has found and lost more jobs than is humanly possible. Always seemed to get a new job in just days after being fired. Now it seems he is running out of shit places to work.
Perhaps time for him to move out of Knoxville TN for more lucrative digs.
I should add that he was able to invest in a very nice chunk of land in Tn with income property, but I do not have the heart to ask him if he had to sell it - Had a photo and it was truly nice.
Shit jobs but they all had a lot of overtime he worked. 16-18 hour days.
> so I took them at their word about Bert being an ex-heroin user.
I am 90% sure bert never did identify the hard drug he took. He always refereed to it as the "Sweet Stuff" and both Cocaine and Heroin are refereed to as such.
@599,361 (O)
> Bert doesn't understand why people call him a homosexual for flirting with a female-to-male boy.
That in my book is the only example anyone can give legitimately for any so called gay connection re bert - HowSomEver bert always claimed he could keep the girl a girl.
Currently that girl says she is again dating a guy.
@599,075 (C)
> Bert, is unemployed.
Over the many years bert has found and lost more jobs than is humanly possible. Always seemed to get a new job in just days after being fired. Now it seems he is running out of shit places to work.
Perhaps time for him to move out of Knoxville TN for more lucrative digs.
I should add that he was able to invest in a very nice chunk of land in Tn with income property, but I do not have the heart to ask him if he had to sell it - Had a photo and it was truly nice.
Shit jobs but they all had a lot of overtime he worked. 16-18 hour days.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #599,900
@599,269 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)Make a thread about this with my name in the title and bump it once a month to remind me. I'm gonna have to watch RWBY in order to have this not look like absoluteshit.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #599,913
Fuck bert
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Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #599,931
@previous (J)
Apparently you just believed I've heard anything about bert being into dudes.
Edit: lol
Apparently you just believed I've heard anything about bert being into dudes.
Edit: lol
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
Killer Lettuce?? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #599,989
@599,900 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You could just Google several pictures of Ruby for reference.
But still, I support you giving RWBY a try. It's a cool show.
You could just Google several pictures of Ruby for reference.
But still, I support you giving RWBY a try. It's a cool show.