Topic: why is tor so slow and inactive?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,361

there should be a better alternative to 4chan and doesn't care if anyone violates the pathetic "united states law"

fuck everything

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #598,832

Fuck you. The United States law is awesome!

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #598,833

That's the price of anonymity faggot

Stop looking at CP

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,834

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

it's funny how harassment and trolling on the internet is okay but looking at naked kiddie winkles isn't, people should stop being little bitches

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,835

@previous (A)
> naked kiddie winkles
CONFIRMED PEDO

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,836

@598,834 (A)

Said Anonymous A, breathing heavily as he finished his pack of Doritos.

"That will really show him", he wheezed. Grinning, he loaded up Tor and browsed to his favourite onion site, pedochan.

Ah, pedochan. Where one can find all the pleasures of the flesh, as long as they are under the age of 13.

Ah, pedochan. Where one can talk about the little woods and how sexy a 8 year old is looking.

But not all was well in Anonymous A's head. The dim illumination betrayed a twisted visage of rage, because he could only achieve 1 kb/s download speeds on Tor!

"There should be a better alternative to 4chan and doesn't care if anyone violates the pathetic 'United States law'", he repeated once again.

"I am a pedosexual and I have rights", he announced. "Little Girl Lovers love little girls and don't want to hurt them, and since I am one of them that means I should be able to fuck little girls, because it obviously wouldn't hurt them. In fact I bet they would enjoy it and really get into sucking my dick", he ejaculated whilst brushing Doritos dust from his pendulous mantitties.

All of this excitement was too much for Anonymous A. He went back to Pedochan to look at his child waifu, the girl known only as "The Cat". Stricken by an urge to masturbate, he lifted his stomach fat onto his desk and reached underneath to access the peen, finding his car keys in the process.

But little did he know, the United States Law Enforcement Agencies were in the corner...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,837

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

wow, you should be a writer, you obviously have talent

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,985

@previous (A)
@598,836 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Seriously though, that was some really good writing. I highly enjoyed it as I lol'd.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,990

@OP
Why don't you host a few exit nodes then?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,041

@598,836 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Post of the Month Award

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,052

You're going to get caught. Look at all the TOR sites getting busted. Stop now because once the drug war gets dismantled, they're going to focus all that manpower on catching people looking at naked kiddie wrinkles.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,068

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)

i'm really just upset that i'm banned from 4chan for posting something that wasn't actually cp, i waited a month and they denied my plea again, i don't want to mess with my router to try and evade the ban or whatever so fuck it

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #599,072

@previous (A)
if you have a typical dynamic ip then all you have to do is unplug the power from your router when you go to sleep and plug it back in in the morning

you disgusting pedo

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,113

@previous (H)

i have a dynamic ip (i checked) and that didn't work, i wouldn't even call myself a pedo, there's just rare occasions when i find kids hot

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,114

@previous (A)
pedo

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,118

@previous (H)

faggot

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