Topic: Ask a guy who's about to commit suicide anything

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,342

Ask away.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #598,699

Why would you do that?

Have you considered calling a suicide prevention hotline?

Need help? United States:
1 (800) 273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

http://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,700

Why are you killing yourself!

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,704

Whats a good website for real homemade pornography that has ethical videos that aren't "revenge porn"?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,708

Did you spend under $20?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,710

Coke or Pepsi?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #598,722

Why would you tease us by making a Q&A right before you off yourself? Selfish fucker.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,727

@OP
Is a liter of whiskey a week too hard on my liver? I don't wanna get cirrhosis.

Million Mong March joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,747

I have to take a shit

Why do I visit here in the meantime, I mean I'd better go take that shit now

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,841

@598,699 (C)

I been through therapy, drugs and in mental institutions. Guess which one helped me the most? Yep.... None.
@598,700 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Life sucks, I hate living.

@598,704 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)

Pervert

@598,708 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

$16.28 to be exact.

@598,710 (G)

Pepsi, coke sucks.

@598,722 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Because I'm a selfish bastard. Besides, I'll be dead, why the fuck do I care?

@598,727 (Metæ)

Drink several liters in less then 2 hours. Trust me, you'll be fine.

@previous (Million Mong March)

Quality entertainment is known for distracting your pooping time.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,845

@previous (A)

You can't say you're about to commit suicide if you're going to wait 12 hours

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,849

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

who made you the expert on the word about?

@OP

are you fat?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,858

@previous (K)

No, 140 lbs.

@598,845 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

Some people commit suicide after months or years of planning. Don't speak what you don't know.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,860

@OP for how long have you been a Minichan poster? Do you ever namefag?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,861

@previous (L)
Been a minichanner for about year and half, and yes I have done namefagging.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,862

@previous (A)
As whom, might I ask? Were you a liked namefag?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,864

@previous (M)

I can't say if, or how well, I was liked. As my normal name, I am more mellow and being myself. But when life starts sucking again, like it always does, I tend to be a dick to some people.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,865

@598,858 (A)

You can't say you're about to commit suicide if you're going to plan for years beforehand

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,883

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
So are you knowledgeable in the field of suicide?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,885

@previous (A)
Are you going to orgasm as you go out?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,886

@598,883 (A)
Have you been to ##minichan on IRC? You should join us.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,887

@598,864 (A)
Oh my gosh... Iceland guy???

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,898

@598,885 (N)
Hard to tell. Maybe.

@598,886 (O)

No I haven't, and probably won't.

@previous (M)

Nope, sorry.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,919

@OP
Are you sexually attracted to minors?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,921

@previous (P)
Nope, my name is not matt or Bert, I'm not a pedophile.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,923

@previous (A)
Do you live in Skyrim? If so, which hold?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,924

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nope, on the corner of Fuck Life Blvd and Suicide St.

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,926

@598,921 (A)
Then I regret to inform you that I am unable to condone your suicide. Sorry. Thanks.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,927

@598,921 (A)
damlol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,929

@598,926 (P)
That's OK bud, I'm used to rejection.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,932

Please don't kill yourself buddy, I'll miss you. I've been depressed lately and have been contemplating suicide too so you're not alone. Is there anything that makes you happy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,943

@previous (Q)
The thoughts of being dead make me happy.

And how will you miss me? You don't even know me. You're not one of those religious fanatics are you?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,946

jimmy snuka got arrested 32 years later after an incident

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,953

@previous (K)
Jimmy Snuka was a horrible wrestler.

Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,954

@previous (A)
HI CATHERINE

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,965

@598,943 (A)
Not religious. It is a comfort to know that all your worries go away when you're dead.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,966

@598,954 (P)
Not hardly, try again.

@previous (Q)

It is comforting. That's why I don't give a fuck.

not kook replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,967

@previous (A)
Calm down please.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,968

I don't give a fuck until you get on cam and start streaming so we can watch and laugh at your sorry ass.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,986

@598,967 (not kook)
I am calm... Are you?

@previous (Meowth)

Laugh all you want, think I give a fuck?

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,194

@previous (A)
I'm just messin' with you bud. I hope you're alright.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,202

Op, how will you do it?

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,204

If you are postmortem then please know you have my full support

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,209

@598,968 (Meowth)
This.

OP probably made this thread for attention though.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #599,210

@previous (T)

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,152

Yes, fuck life. Its nothing but a goddmamn joke anyway.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,156

@598,965 (Q)
You don't know that your worries go away when you die.

Anonymous U replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,168

@previous (V)
They might not go away, but I won't have to worry about them.

Anonymous V replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,173

@previous (U)
You don't know that.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,179

@600,168 (U)
What if all that horrid shit about Hell is real.
You end up in torture for iternity.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,283

@previous (W)
What's an iTernity?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,287

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
it sounds like apple's version of purgatory

I suppose it would be a big, white box with round corners

Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,330

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Your torment would also Just Work, and be completely uncustomisable

Meanwhile the people in Android Hell can hack and edit it to however they want, they basically recreated a contrived version of heaven which suits Satan well enough because he can indulge in his godhood fantasies

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,340

@previous (Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ)
I want to go to a fake heaven ruled by Satan.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,342

@600,330 (Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ)
Yeah, my grandmother died and went to Android Hell a few months ago. I helped her root it, install a custom recovery, and put in a custom ROM that makes it look like Florida. The only risk is bricking someone's Hell.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> I want to go to a fake heaven ruled by Satan.
Well you can be root whenever you like, so it's all really you anyway.

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Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,452

what friend/family member do you think will mourn the most>

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,483

@OP

Consider looking at some miimiis.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,521

go for it you stupid faggot

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #600,585

Are you still among the living.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,386

I need to consult a hotline.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,390

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The Minichan hotline is always here. ?

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,410

@602,386 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Hey, really do call a hotline if you need to. That's why they exist. Suicide ain't nothing to fuck with.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,412

@previous (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
I just did. They have me three numbers to talk lines and I just called one of them.
The woman I was talking to was very polite.

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,413

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
So, are you okay and stuff?

Anonymous V replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,416

@previous (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)

> and stuff

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,435

@previous (V)
> DLC

Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,559

@602,416 (V)
I was tired and wasn't sure what to say, but did want to make sure Cather was gonna be alright.

@previous (L)
Very clever.

Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #602,561

@602,386 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> I need to consult a hotline.

whatever keeps you from posting here