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Topic: Ask a bearded dragon anything...

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,340

Some say it's reincarnation, others say it's shenanigans. Ask away, humans.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #598,684

And by the way, I cannot consume Coke or Pepsi, for I am a reptile.

lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,685

@previous (A)
why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,688

@previous (lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo)
I can't taste sugar, so it's really pointless. I can actually drink it, though.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,690

What do you eat, little guy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,694

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh, I eat ReptoMin and occasionally I'll have a few beetles.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,698

Have you ever been called a reptilian?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,701

What is your favorite past time!

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,705

@598,688 (A)
why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #598,706

@598,698 (D)
Not yet but I wouldn't be surprised if I have been called one behind my back.
@598,701 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
My memory isn't so great but the main thing I can remember is my tank mate which is an easy favorite past time.
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
There are just some things that bearded dragons weren't meant to taste, I guess.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,869

@598,694 (A)
beetles!?! why beetles
Do u get greens? Do you dance

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,875

@OP
How do you feel about sand?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,876

why you in whatn why?

Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,880

How often do you trim your beard?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,881

What do humans smell like?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,884

@598,869 (G)
They just taste good to me and on occasion I'll eat kale as well.
@598,875 (H)
Sand is fun.
@598,876 (I)
What?
@598,880 (Doctor Dick !DEePerQmUQ)
No way. Never!
@previous (K)
They all smell different to me but the one and only human I have frequent contact with usually smells like apples.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,888

@previous (A)
Sand is actually extremely bad for bearded dragons because it becomes impacted. As such, they should always be kept on tiles. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,889

post a pic of yourself

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,890

@598,888 (H)
Don't they live on sand in nature?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,907

@previous (dw)
No. They live in rocky environments.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,930

@598,888 (H)
You need to take that up with my owner. I really like it, though and it never seems to get impacted unless it gets wet. You're welcome. @598,889 (I)
I can't take selfies like you humans can. I am sorry.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,934

@previous (A)
Sand is impossible to keep clean. Enjoy basically wallowing in your own shit and getting infections. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,935

What do you think of the dragons in Skyrim?

@598,684 (A)
> I am a reptile
Hmmm...

Are you connected to the reptilians?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,950

@598,934 (H)
My sand gets changed every other day so it's not big deal at all. Humans like you find something wrong with everything and make it into a big deal when it's not.
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know what Skyrim is. No, I am not connected to reptilians, as I am consider myself on a much higher level than they are since they are trying to be something they are not.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,951

@previous (A)
Your owner is a selfish and cold hearted individual. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,975

@previous (H)
Your judgement of him doesn't make me view him any different because behind closed doors he's a great individual that is neither selfish or cold hearted. You're welcome.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #598,988

@previous (A)
You sound like a battered spouse. Thanks.
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