Topic: strange situation.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 15 years ago #4,531

ok so you're falling vertically down from like 30,000 feet or something

and you're also naked

and then you get a boner

and then a line of piano wire is sudely in front of you

and it slices your cock off

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #80,819

Except you wouldn't be able to get enough blood down there to maintain an erection, because as you're falling the blood gravitates towards your upper body and away from your extremities.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,820

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)

Maybe you're falling upside down

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,822

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> away from your extremities

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,823

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)

What if you had a cock ring on and was also falling upside down

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,824

@80,822 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Maybe you're falling backside down until just a moment before the wire appears.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,825

@80,823 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
But I don't wear cock rings prior to 30,000 ft. falls.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,826

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)

but what if you did

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,827

@80,824 (r04r)
Maybe this topic is stupid and we all know it but we're just continuing to post because there's nothing better to do on Minichan than talk about inane bullshit with each other.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,829

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)

its not stupid, this is the way I'm most scared of dying

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,831

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,832

@80,829 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Suffocating/drowning or slowly burning to death seem more horrid.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

drea mworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,833

@80,829 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
what if you went to space and went into a black hole and every single atom of yours exploded individually

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,834

@previous (drea mworks)
At the same time? That'd be pretty painless. Also, how would atoms explode? The protons and neutrons separating? New elements everywhere.

r04r's Dick joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,837

@80,829 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I'm scared of getting Alzheimer's and dying alone, in a home

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,838

@80,834 (r04r)

> At the same time? That'd be pretty painless.
no
> Also, how would atoms explode? The protons and neutrons separating? New elements everywhere.
quarks

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,839

@80,833 (drea mworks)

I'd be compressed into a singularity you psychotic troll

@80,832 (r04r)

no i think falling to your death from 30000 feet and getting your cock lopped off along the way is worse

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,842

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
i think like 100 feet and getting your cock lopped of is worse then that though

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #80,845

@80,839 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I don't think so. But, http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/4526#reply_80811 so I can't judge on that part.

Kpin !kkXU2RBa6g joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #80,908

Y'all are dumb, worst way to die would be a horrible drug overdose like an MDMA overdose. Imagine your body temperature going up and up and feeling your brain fry inside your head and not being able to do anything about it.

drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #80,912

@previous (Kpin !kkXU2RBa6g)
imagine every single atom you have exploding one by one

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #80,918

@previous (drea mworks)

Imagine falling through the air, blood spurting out of your cock as you stare at the ground upon which you are soon to become a puddle