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Topic: I am so glad american pussy rugby will soon be over for a few months

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #453

God, I fucking hate "football". 10 seconds of game intersperesed with 20 seconds of commentary for ten minutes before cutting to a 12 minute commercial break. I hate America, and American's taste in sports.

Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #8,403

@OP
lol you mad?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 51 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #8,404

@previous (Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo)
Yeah

hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #8,405

@8,403 (Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo)
he mad

Mr.Rogers !tiQBrOS.jo replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #8,406

@8,404 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
why you mad tho?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #8,407

@8,404 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
u jelly?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #8,409

@8,405 (hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ)
But do you deny that it is a boring, overly-commercial sport with no real flow?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,410

@8,407 (D)
Are you English?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,412

@8,409 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
> boring, overly-commercial sport with no real flow
Like the World Cup, where they literally ran out of ad space and started slapping logos on player's asses?

hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,413

@8,409 (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)
Eh, I'm neutral to most sports, except for maybe hockey and baseball. Those are okay to watch

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,416

@8,412 (D)
Yeah, you are correct in that regard. But at least football (real football) has some flow to it. It isn't played 10 seconds at a goddamn time. I am not that fucking patient.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,418

@previous (Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc)

> I am not that fucking patient.

You should learn to be more patient, then.

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,426

I do not like sports. To me, it is ridiculous how people literally devote their lives to watching other people play games.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,427

@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Nobody asked you.

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,429

Real ruby and Australia rules do not require military-grade body armor. The players are just tougher.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,433

@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Nobody plays "ruby".

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,435

It's a matter of concentration/intelligence. a game plan any longer than 10 seconds and those padded apes lose the will to live.

Gil !NArMoRhDhY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,436

@8,426 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
This. Also, pro wrestling, MMA, boxing, etc.

hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,439

@8,426 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
The same argument could be made with music, imageboards, vidya, movies, etc.

The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,446

@previous (hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ)
How so? American musicians wear body armor?

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,452

@8,439 (hamfist !a4fa8BKGtQ)
Not so much with vidya, because you are actively involved. If you are really badass and you win a match of {insert popular game}, YOU had something to do with it. You have absolutely nothing to do with a sports team winning, just because you happen to be from the same city or whatever. Sports is like nationalism. Being proud of something you had absolutely nothing to do with.

Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #8,455

@8,446 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
50 cent

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,333

@8,412 (D)
[citation needed]

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,346

GREEN AND YELLOW GREEN AND YELLOW GREEN AND YELLOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkX-WlrHUIw&feature=related

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,347

also basketball is the best sport

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,351

lol rugby with protection

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,352

@9,347 (I)
Actually association football is the greatest sport.

Physicality combined with skill combined with stamina combined with quick thinking makes it the ultimate sport. See this weekends premier league games for ultimate proof that it is gods own sport, if god even existed.

Far superior to advertball, where fat middle class men get drunk and drool over fat ghetto niggers crashing into each other, then watch 50 minutes of budweiser commercials.

Faggots.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,361

@previous (H)
> Physicality combined with skill combined with stamina combined with quick thinking makes it the ultimate sport.

Basketball has this but with a faster rate of play.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,364

@9,352 (H)
If they're so tough, why do they feel the need to cover themselves in padding?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,365

@9,361 (I)
It also has retarded ghetto niggers with no education, also the supporter element lifts football (real football) above every other sport on the planet. True story.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,368

@9,364 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I dont understand your post.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,371

@previous (H)
Actually, re-reading yours I'm not sure if we're on the same side, depends what you meant by football.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,374

@9,365 (H)

The intelligence of the players does not affect game-play.
The ethnicity of the players does not affect game-play.

I almost mentioned the supporters of football but I considered that this was not part of the game, but since you mentioned it: Football fans prevent football from greater acceptance. Their violence is atrocious.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,375

@previous (I)
Ugh, welcome to the 80s.

You do realise football hooliganism rarely occurs in civilised nations now?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,377

@previous (H)
I beg to differ.

While it's not what it once was, hooliganism is still quite amusing.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,379

@9,375 (H)
This is because football is not popular in civilized nations.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,381

@9,377 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I used to watch the TCE battering visiting fans on their journey from the train station to the ground in the alley behind my house.

In this country at least, match days are locked down by the police. There is no real trouble.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,382

@9,379 (I)
derp

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,383

@previous (H)
> In this country at least, match days are locked down by the police

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,388

@previous (I)
Its called passion.

Go back to your drunken advertball, plz.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,400

@previous (H)
> get passionate
> hurt people destroy property

lol and they think their people

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,403

@previous (I)
Hurr ignore the sports complain about the fans durr

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,412

@previous (H)
> also the supporter element lifts football (real football) above every other sport on the planet.

> I almost mentioned the supporters of football but I considered that this was not part of the game, but since you mentioned it: Football fans prevent football from greater acceptance. Their violence is atrocious.

You see this might work irl where people forget what they say but our conversation was written down.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,432

@previous (I)
It might also work where you point out the areas where american advertball might possibly be a superior sport to anything else, like I did.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,443

If you are judging by the super bowl, bad idea.

Also, LOL at "pussy" I'd like to see any one rugby player take a hit from the smallest defensive lineman in the NFL and see if he can get up afterwards. Full padding, of course.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,449

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Dont go there. Honestly.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,450

@9,432 (H)
> also basketball is the best sport
> Basketball has this but with a faster rate of play.

It's funny because when you were born the average IQ of the UK went up but the average IQ of the world went down...

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,455

@9,443 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Have you seen a rugby player? These guys have cauliflower ears and are fecking stacked. They could do that easily!

Also lol padding.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,459

@9,450 (I)
That doesnt make any logical sense.

Hit the books, padawan.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,461

@previous (H)
> proving my point

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,463

@previous (I)
No...

lrn2statistics

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,466

@previous (H)
> Even the UK is ashamed of you now

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,468

@previous (I)
Oh, okay.

sim !SimonKaPg. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,470

This thread is dildos.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,488

@previous (sim !SimonKaPg.)
my fave but was the brit that couldn't mathematic

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,489

@previous (I)
Oh dear.

How can an average for britain go up, yet an average for the world go down?

Does not compute. Please explain your reasoning.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,496

@previous (H)
average IQ of UK= 50
average IQ of world= 181

your IQ= 69

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,498

@previous (I)
No, explain the maths.

How can something simultaneously raise the average of the uk, yet also reduce the average of the world.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,503

@9,470 (sim !SimonKaPg.)
Pretty much.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,505

@9,498 (H)
you iq is greater than the average of the UK but less than the global average

Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,508

Fuck. I already miss football.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,509

@9,505 (I)
You are not explaining the maths.

The UK is part of the world. If a UK average goes up -- so does the global average.

Under no circumstances would a UK average going up lead to a global average going down.

You are thick as pigshit, deal with it.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,515

@previous (H)
wow you really are dumb

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,519

@previous (I)
It seems one of us doesnt understand basic maths.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,522

@previous (H)
the global average is not the sum of the national averages

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,524

@previous (I)
Oh, jesus...

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,527

@previous (H)
OK

only counting people from the UK the average IQ is 50

counting all people in the world the average is 181

you live in UK and your IQ is 69

you bring up the UK average while bringing down the global average

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,528

@previous (I)
> only counting people from the UK the average IQ is 50
What?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,529

@9,527 (I)
This does not make any sense you fucking moron.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,531

UK IQs= 50, 45, 51

average= 48.66667

add your IQ of 69

average= 53.75

You have raised the averae IQ of the UK!!!


World IQs= 50, 45, 51, 181, 180, 182, 181 (you'll notice that the first 3 figures are the UK IQs)

Average IQ= 124.28571

add your IQ of 69

average= 117.375

You have lowered the average global IQ!!

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,532

@9,528 (O)
He is confused somewhere so I have been trying to emphasize different parts to see if it would make sense to him.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,533

Oh, nevermind then.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,534

@previous (O)
No.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,535

@9,531 (I)
You are a fucking idiot, really.

Let me put it in plain english for you, as you seem to struggle.

The UK is part of the world, ergo it is part of the global average.

If the UK average IQ rises, it inevitably leads to a rise in the global IQ average. This is simple and logical. You getting it?

UK IQ rises, ergo the worlds average IQ rises. Am I getting through to you at all?

Drop your ID, seriously. This is fucking tragic.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,536

@previous (H)
Hence why I included the Uk IQs in the global IQs.

> If the UK average IQ rises, it inevitably leads to a rise in the global IQ average.

This is wrong as I demonstrated.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,537

@previous (I)
Jesus christ...

How can a rise in a component of an average, lead to a decrease in the total average?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,539

If the UK average rises, the global average rises. If it falls, the global average falls. Right? What's all the arguing about?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,540

@9,537 (H)
As I said earlier the UK average is not a factor in the Global average. Only the individual IQ scores from the UK are.

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,541

@9,539 (O)
EDIT: for some reason I read that as average temperature


The answer to your question is NO. As I said earlier, the UK average is not a factor in the global average. Only the individual scores from the UK.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,542

@9,539 (O)
I know. However, explaining that to Anon I seems impossible. He is a certified cretin.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,543

@9,541 (I)
Oh god.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,548

@9,542 (H)
You are wrong. I have mathematically proved so.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,549

@previous (I)
No, you havent. The only thing you have proved is your ignorance.

I am sure you are a credit to your parents, goodbye.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,550

@previous (H)
> cannot refute mathematical proof
> attempts to leave

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,552

@previous (I)
> mathematical proof

I actually am starting to feel a bit sorry for you. You dont even understand the concept of averages.

Leland !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,553

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,555

@9,552 (H)
please, feel free to disprove my mathematic.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,556

@previous (I)
I already have.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,557

@previous (H)
No you didn't. I posted a mathematical equation show me which set is incorrect.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,558

@previous (I)
> equation

lol.

your knowledge of "equations" extends as far as your knowledge of averages.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,559

@previous (H)
> can't disprove, ad hominem

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,561

@previous (I)
Ugh

Captain SquaЯeD³ !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,566

this thread made me lol so hard

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,642

hockey is the best sport. a rich man's sport.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,647

@previous (R)
MILK = BAGS

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,651

When Anon H was born the average IQ of both the UK and the world went down.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,652

@previous (S)

At least your maths is correct.

However, my IQ is 181.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,110

@9,642 (R)
it's a poor man's sport as there is so much violence

also the puck is difficult to see

definitely not the best spectator sport

Anonymous T double-posted this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,111

@9,651 (S)
He's just being meaner than i was

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,112

maximum mad

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,120

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,225

I love playing football.

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,227

@10,110 (T)

> it's a poor man's sport as there is so much violence.

makes no sense

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #10,400

@previous (R)
Violence is abhorrent to the True-Gentlemanâ„¢
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