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Topic: TweLve hours into a sixteen hour shift

kook !!Phkn/3Gic started this discussion 11 years ago #45,285

Someone please tell me something tragic, I need to perk up a bit.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #597,797

I need to pee and am experiencing slight pain right above my genitals and to the left.

Later !4Iqt68B4zQ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,798

in just over a week from your perspective there will be great rejoicing on a day peaceful remembrance and there will be cake and much rabble rousing will flood the streets from all four corners of the time cube

Later !4Iqt68B4zQ double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,799

in just over a week from your perspective there will be great rejoicing on a day peaceful remembrance and there will be cake and much rabble rousing will flood the streets from all four corners of the time cube

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,800

@597,798 (Later !4Iqt68B4zQ)
When's the next 9/11?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,801

@597,799 (Later !4Iqt68B4zQ)
Holy fuck, you can travel through time! You knew what post you were going to make a minute before you posted it.

Later !4Iqt68B4zQ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,803

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
yes time travel can get a bit weird for chronotypicals but i do the best i can in these uncertain times

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,804

@597,797 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Does it hurt to pee?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,805

@597,799 (Later !4Iqt68B4zQ)
Will anyone be trampled?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 0 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,806

@597,804 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
No

hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,807

@597,805 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Do you like a good trampling? Those stories scare the fuck out of me.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,809

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
They scare me as well. That video that KS showed me of that nightclub fire was horrific.

Later !4Iqt68B4zQ replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,810

@597,805 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
reports do indicate there was a level of trampling never seen or heard of before by conventional tramplers

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,811

@previous (Later !4Iqt68B4zQ)
That is so awesome. Thanks future guy

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,814

Maybe this will help: we will all die.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,818

@597,809 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
What about the India one, have you seen that? Or the one about that uh... Festival in the UK or somewhere in Europe where they closed off egress but kept letting people in and it caused a trampling.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,819

So, do your shifts drag? It's slow right now so time isn't speeding by as quickly as it normally does.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,844

@OP

Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,846

Anonymous E triple-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,848

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,850

@597,818 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Like that British ballpark stampede?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,853

@597,819 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Yes, everyone is asleep except for the most annoying people

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,854

@597,844 (E)
Is this real?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,856

@597,848 (E)
What in the fuck is going on in this one?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,857

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,858

@597,850 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I didn't know about that.

@597,853 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Ah, time picked up for me 4-5 was like half the time of 3-4, and 5-6 always goes by speedily. 6-7 never drags except from
6:20-6:30, and 6:40-6:50. I'm very specific.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,860

Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,861

Anonymous E triple-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,867

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,868

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,871

@597,858 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
What does your normal work day consist of!

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,872

@597,861 (E)
This one is funny to me. That's what you get, dick head

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,873

@597,871 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
What do you mean?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,874

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Like, what did you do between 4 and 5?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,877

@597,872 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I like to think that it's somewhere in texas

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,878

@597,874 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
The work is mostly the same, it's just when it comes in and what quantities. Before 4, I'm usually just wasting time on my phone (well, not mostly, but I work efficiently so it seems that way, some nights i can do very little work before 3).

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,880

@597,877 (E)
Me too anon E, me too

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,882

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Would you hug this teddy?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,885

@597,878 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Between those times for me, a man try to piss on me and I had to dodge it like enemy fire.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,886

@597,882 (E)
I'd give it to my little doggie

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,887

@597,885 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,889

@597,885 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
He intentionally tried to pee on you? Could you imagine if healthcare workers were treated like anyone else? Sooo many patients would be arrested.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,893

@597,887 (E)
Where I work, I see a lot of dicks that look similar because of catheters tearing urethra.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,894

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Does Florida just not care because of so many old people or is that a real issue that is unavoidable?

Most healthcare professionals are hacks, imo.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,895

@597,889 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I went to change him and opened up his brief. He then picked up his penis and pointed the head towards his face and just looked at it. Then he pointed it at me and peed so forcefully it shot across the room like it was a super soaker. I jumped out of the way just in time.

A prison wouldn't even want to deal with some of these people.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,896

@597,894 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Most health care professionals aren't hacks, jeez brie.
No they tear from the people who they are inside of, pulling on them.
It's a big problem sometimes.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,897

@597,895 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Sounds like he has some mental lapses. Is it wrong I feel pity for him having to exist in that state? Is he really just an asshole.

@597,893 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god. Are they supposed to tear? I don't think that's supposed to happen.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,898

@597,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god, why why why

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,899

@597,897 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
It's not wrong to feel pity for them. Things can be tragic and annoying at the same time

No they are no supposed to rip, but they do.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,900

@597,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Do they pull on them when they have a boner?

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,901

@597,896 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You love every minute of your job because you are a sadist and have power over your patients. Thanks.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,903

@597,898 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
It's like they can't feel it. I'll sit with a guy and say the words dick and penis over and over again. The lectures go something like this.
Jerry stop pulling on that. You're going to hurt your dick. That cord is inside of you and if you pull it, you will hurt yourself. Jerry leave the tube alone, why am I more worried about your penis then you are?
Etc, on and on and on.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,904

@597,901 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Brie you know nothing about this. You wouldn't last twenty minutes here.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,905

@597,900 (E)
I've never seen an erect penis with a catheter in it.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,906

@597,903 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Maybe they have been drugged?

brie !uXWPG0MygI double-posted this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,907

@597,904 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
That's right, I don't know anything. Keep thinking that, please!~

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,909

@597,906 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Many of them have, but not all

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,910

@597,907 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
I was planning on it

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,911

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Everyone does that

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,912

@previous (E)
After that crack about healthcare workers,I just can't trust his perceptions. Brie is an unreliable narrator.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,913

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
probably unemployable in my opinion

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,914

@previous (E)
Well yes, I had assumed that

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,916

@597,913 (E)
Yeah, the corporate machine just feeds off of my life-force.

No work needed from me.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,917

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
mom and dad still paying for you?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,918

@597,916 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
More energy is used on keeping you alive, then is stolen from you.
Come on brie, no one has anything to gain from persecuting you.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,920

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
How is that persecution? I LOVE IT!~

I am just speaking the truth. I don't give a fuck if you believe me Kookerdoodles.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

brie !uXWPG0MygI double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,921

@597,917 (E)
I am not good at dollar. Need lot of help with dollar.
They handle my dollar because I cannot.

If they were better at dollar they'd be rolling in dollar just because I have good idea sometimes.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,922

@597,917 (E)
Some people require a safety net. Employment is not the only way for someone to benefit society.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,923

@597,920 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
You weren't speaking the truth and it seems as though you aren't taking your meds

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,924

@597,922 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Brie thinks that doctors are like energy vampires

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,925

@597,923 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I took my meds last night. Thanks.

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I was referring to the mass-media machine in that post, thank you very much.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,926

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
What type of mass media feeds off of you? Besides your normal prescriptions, are you self medicating?
Something seems off

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,927

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
You clearly do not know me as well as you think you do.

I smoke tobacco and occasionally find myself in a room with potsmokers. A fairly well ventilated room.

Not even self-medding right now, though I probably should have autphag ship me some anti-depressants and anxiety medication.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,931

Did you know that every 4 minutes on average someone is informed that they will die of a terminal illness

Did you know that in the UK there are but 6 nurses that can treat melanoma
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