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Topic: Is it possible to make a dildo from ordinary Play-Doh?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 9 years ago #45,269

I was playing with my 88 cent Play-Doh rolling it in my hands making it nice and smooth when a question arose. Is it truly possible to craft a homemade dildo using this stuff that is actually usable for plugging up any orifice in your body, mainly anus or vagina, natural or manmade?

dw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #597,606

why are you so interested in this

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,607

@previous (dw)
Reminiscing about a question asked on Reddick.

dw replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,610

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
you asked it in the irc as well

Metæ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,612

@OP
You should write a 2 page story about a trucker who makes dildos from play doh!

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,613

@597,610 (dw)
Right, I did do that... then I guess, just curiosity.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,614

No it isn't possible

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #597,617

@597,612 (Metæ)
I'd rather write a story set in an alternate history where Nazi Germany won the war and is now expanding into the Middle East told from the perspective of a soldier taken hostage by a terrorist organization who begins to question the decisions made by his nation. :)

Or a story set in a post-apocalyptic time close to Christmas where people are crammed together inside of a small fallout shelter.

brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,630

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Do you need an editor? ;-)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,650

inb4 anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,653

@previous (F)
Inb4 emergency room visit

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,654

@597,614 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Tell Walt that

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,655

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Oh god, he needs someone to tell him this?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 9 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #597,656

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Go onto irc and look back a few quotes and you will understand what I mean!

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,665

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
It wouldn't let me see far enough back. He's going to get himself in trouble.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,666

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
you didnt even try. Not the scrollback, the quotes.

do !qlast

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,669

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Just type that in?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,670

@597,656 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
@597,666 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
At least he was 12 and this didn't happen last week

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,859

I wonder if Walter dried the Play-Doh prior to use.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,869

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Youre right. I cannot see it working otherwise

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,928

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god. Now I'm picturing how that would work... thanks a million kook.

It would work because it was for oral use... but still the image.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,929

@597,869 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Maybe he fired it in a kiln

dw replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,948

What if you just put the play doh in a condom?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,952

@previous (dw)

Shit simulator

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,953

@597,928 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
the playdoh dildo was for oral use?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 9 years ago, 21 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,954

@597,929 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Does Playdoh work like that?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #597,969

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

I've never tried!

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #896,344

bump 4 bots

MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #896,345

@597,952 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Dam

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #896,349

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)

Yes that that truly was a memorable one. Never forget the playdoh dildo.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #896,351

2.8 years should have been enough to figure out whether, or not, one can, in fact, construct, out play doh,a reasonable facsimile of, a dildo. Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #896,366

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