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Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#45,199
There is an alcoholic, a smoker and a gay guy, and they want to quit there bad habits,
They happen upon a witch and ask her how to stop their bad habits.
The witch says, "I have placed a curse on you, so this is what have to do. You each need to just stop completely of your bad habits. If you start them again, you will fall over dead."
So the three men walked out of the witches house, a little frightened, but eventually forgot about everything an thought it a hoax. They stumble upon a bar, and the alcoholic says, hey let's go in there. They follow him and watch him slam shot after shot after shot, until, BAM! He falls dead.
Seeing that the witch was serious, the smoker and gay guy go outside. As they walk, the smoker spots a cigarette on the ground. The gay guy says, "Don't you dare bend over to pick up that cigarette, or both of us is dead."