@previous (B)
The top says: "The two most dangerous things in the world."
The first picture: "A woman driving a car."
The second picture: "A man cooking."
@previous (A)
How do you expect anyone here to know that? We don't all speak Japanese.
@596,370 (A)
Are you fucking around?? That's definitely Japanese, bud...

This one is funnier than yours...
Cry later...