Topic: To the poster who wanted to try Necrophilia.
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #45,136
I found a ritual, but it is pretty gruesome. Do you still want to try it?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #596,020
A ritual? Sounds more like necromancy.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #596,021
Oops, I meant Necromany. lol
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #596,027
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,055
Yea. Sure. How's it go?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,280
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,289
I'm waiting...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #596,292
Ok, here it goes. I had to translate it from several ancient languages, including FUCKING SUMERIAN, so bear with me please as I tell it to you in modern English -- an accurate but not word-for-word dynamic paraphrase. Notes in parentheses are my own commentary. IMPORTANT! Choose a dead person three months old or fresher, or else they will be too decomposed to speak and be understood.
1. Do not drink alcohol or have sex for a month, and during this month, fast during the day. (You can eat at night, like Muslims do at Ramadan. Also, it is best to begin this in August, since October is a good month to do the actual spell).
2. The second month, you must wear the clothes of the dead person whom you are trying to raise (this spell raises the actual fucking corpse, none of this "spirit contact" bullshit!). During the second month, you must not eat any meat, drink any alcohol, have sex with a woman, masturbate, or eat from sunrise to sunset.
3. The third month, (And here is the bitch), you must make seven blood sacrifices. (In some spells, animals like chickens may be allowed, but not this one! They must be HUMAN BEINGS.) You should choose seven virgins (girls, no fat Minichan basment dwellers will suffice), and upon the grave of the dead person you want to raise, you must sacrifice them and allow their blood to drip into the grave dirt. After the seventh sacrifice (and remember you are still wearing the dead person's clothes), you must eat a handful of the grave dirt.
4. Now, for the night of the ritual, you should choose a clear, cloudless night of the full moon in October. It is better to have an assistant with you.
5. On that night, draw a magic circle (you nee to know how to do this - it is a complicated circle with divine and demonic names in several languages -- complicated but you can find how to do it in books) in front of the grave of the person you want to raise. Make sure the magic circle is complete (meaning the line 100% contains it), or you will be in danger.
6. Sacrifice a goat outside of the circle, on the grave of the dead person.
7. Now enter the magic circle (and make sure your assistant does too!).
My notes: at this point, you will be chanting a long ritual in Latin and Hebrew. In some parts of the world, this will include shrill, high pitched shrieks, and low booming bass, because it is believe that is how the dead talk. At the climax, the dead person will climb out of their grave. You may now pose questions, ask for a curse upon your enemies, or ask for prophetic knowledge, or even send the walking corpse out to kill someone if you are REALLY good. Afterwards, you need to recite a banishment curse, and the corpse will return to the grave. NEVER leave the magic circle during all this, or the corpse (and perhaps demons) will devour you.
Want to try, fora?
1. Do not drink alcohol or have sex for a month, and during this month, fast during the day. (You can eat at night, like Muslims do at Ramadan. Also, it is best to begin this in August, since October is a good month to do the actual spell).
2. The second month, you must wear the clothes of the dead person whom you are trying to raise (this spell raises the actual fucking corpse, none of this "spirit contact" bullshit!). During the second month, you must not eat any meat, drink any alcohol, have sex with a woman, masturbate, or eat from sunrise to sunset.
3. The third month, (And here is the bitch), you must make seven blood sacrifices. (In some spells, animals like chickens may be allowed, but not this one! They must be HUMAN BEINGS.) You should choose seven virgins (girls, no fat Minichan basment dwellers will suffice), and upon the grave of the dead person you want to raise, you must sacrifice them and allow their blood to drip into the grave dirt. After the seventh sacrifice (and remember you are still wearing the dead person's clothes), you must eat a handful of the grave dirt.
4. Now, for the night of the ritual, you should choose a clear, cloudless night of the full moon in October. It is better to have an assistant with you.
5. On that night, draw a magic circle (you nee to know how to do this - it is a complicated circle with divine and demonic names in several languages -- complicated but you can find how to do it in books) in front of the grave of the person you want to raise. Make sure the magic circle is complete (meaning the line 100% contains it), or you will be in danger.
6. Sacrifice a goat outside of the circle, on the grave of the dead person.
7. Now enter the magic circle (and make sure your assistant does too!).
My notes: at this point, you will be chanting a long ritual in Latin and Hebrew. In some parts of the world, this will include shrill, high pitched shrieks, and low booming bass, because it is believe that is how the dead talk. At the climax, the dead person will climb out of their grave. You may now pose questions, ask for a curse upon your enemies, or ask for prophetic knowledge, or even send the walking corpse out to kill someone if you are REALLY good. Afterwards, you need to recite a banishment curse, and the corpse will return to the grave. NEVER leave the magic circle during all this, or the corpse (and perhaps demons) will devour you.
Want to try, fora?
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,295
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,299
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,304
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,307
@previous (E)
lol well, do you want to try the ritual? Many Medieval Necromancers tried it with great success.
lol well, do you want to try the ritual? Many Medieval Necromancers tried it with great success.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,310
@previous (A)
I'm contemplating it. I definitely wouldn't mess with a corpse older than three months anyway. Although, a "fresh" corpse can be pretty pricey if not obtained by myself.
I'm contemplating it. I definitely wouldn't mess with a corpse older than three months anyway. Although, a "fresh" corpse can be pretty pricey if not obtained by myself.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,313
@previous (E)
Just use one already in a cemetery: that is the point. You do not have to buy it: it is already there. Just do not get caught. Also, are you ok with murdering seven humans?
Just use one already in a cemetery: that is the point. You do not have to buy it: it is already there. Just do not get caught. Also, are you ok with murdering seven humans?
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,315
@previous (A)
I can't say if I have or haven't killed anyone before, although I'm unsure if it's worth the risk for where I'm currently living at to dig up a body at a local cemetary.
I can't say if I have or haven't killed anyone before, although I'm unsure if it's worth the risk for where I'm currently living at to dig up a body at a local cemetary.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,317
@previous (E)
Ok, I will just ignore your comment about murder lol. But I am not sure you understand: you do not have to obtain a corpse or dig one up. You are doing a magic ritual at the grave of a buried corpse. If you do it correctly, the corpse will climb out by itself. Understand? You do not need to worry about finding one, just find a fresh grave.
Ok, I will just ignore your comment about murder lol. But I am not sure you understand: you do not have to obtain a corpse or dig one up. You are doing a magic ritual at the grave of a buried corpse. If you do it correctly, the corpse will climb out by itself. Understand? You do not need to worry about finding one, just find a fresh grave.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,322
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,330
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,331
@596,322 (E)
And you will have to learn to pronounce the Latin and Hebrew spell correctly or it will not work. I have the spells here.
And you will have to learn to pronounce the Latin and Hebrew spell correctly or it will not work. I have the spells here.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,332
@596,292 (A)
I can't masturbate for a month? No thanks.
Also, you have to kill 7 people just to bring one person back? This is a terribly inefficient spell.
Well, is this person bound to me? Must they obey me? Are they are vulnerable? Could I use them to kill my enemies?
Seems like a lot of effort for little reward otherwise.
I can't masturbate for a month? No thanks.
Also, you have to kill 7 people just to bring one person back? This is a terribly inefficient spell.
Well, is this person bound to me? Must they obey me? Are they are vulnerable? Could I use them to kill my enemies?
Seems like a lot of effort for little reward otherwise.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,333
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
The corpse is bound to obey you until you do the banishment spell. You could use them to kill enemies yes. They will have supernatural strength, but are not invincible. Also, they will turn on you if you are not careful.
The corpse is bound to obey you until you do the banishment spell. You could use them to kill enemies yes. They will have supernatural strength, but are not invincible. Also, they will turn on you if you are not careful.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,335
@596,332 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Well, if there was a way to gain an army of invulnerable obedient zombie killers someone would have done it by now I think. As soon as you can get your zombies to round up 7 people the whole process of undead army creation would be relatively simple and efficient
Well, if there was a way to gain an army of invulnerable obedient zombie killers someone would have done it by now I think. As soon as you can get your zombies to round up 7 people the whole process of undead army creation would be relatively simple and efficient
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,337
@previous (F)
Remember, though, that black magic always requires sacrifice in balance. An entire army of undead would require a Holocaust of sacrifices, and would likely destroyer the Necromancer.
Remember, though, that black magic always requires sacrifice in balance. An entire army of undead would require a Holocaust of sacrifices, and would likely destroyer the Necromancer.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,341
@previous (A)
What about personal protections? What if the person you raise is a sorcerer or necromancer as well, I assume you're fucked and they end up controlling you?
What about personal protections? What if the person you raise is a sorcerer or necromancer as well, I assume you're fucked and they end up controlling you?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #596,342
@596,333 (A)
Doesn't seem very useful. You can charm a human and easily grant them super strength and it requires no lack of masturbation. Just a few reagents and the strength spell will destroy their body whne it's over, but why would you care at that point?
Doesn't seem very useful. You can charm a human and easily grant them super strength and it requires no lack of masturbation. Just a few reagents and the strength spell will destroy their body whne it's over, but why would you care at that point?
