Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,860
@595,855 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yes, but one is a convicted criminal serving a life sentence, while the other has achieved cult status without violating any law.
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,861
Where can a person find these records? Even Chris Chandler managed to get a wiki. Surely this Louisiana layabout has achieved more fame than a man with autism, no?
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,864
@595,856 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Yes that sounds about right. Do you have access to the impeccable record?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,870
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,876
@previous (A)
So much of that reads like it was written by leonidas, or someone else that believes everything they read. Pretty much everything in that seems to be from around 2010 also.
His band of merry men know literally every detail about everything he has ever posted.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,877
@595,860 (A)
I know but he did manage to convince people to kill for him. Could Matt manage that?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,882
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
OK, he isn't as charismatic as Charlie Manson.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,884
@595,876 (B)
It's actually been proven to be, literally, 100% accurate. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,902
@595,876 (B) > His band of merry men know literally every detail about everything he has ever posted.
Proof of his charismatic influence over his compulsive-obsessive disciples.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,905
Why is it OP is so concerned with a dumbass from Louisiana?
Obsessed perhaps?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,909
@previous (G)
Curious about how such an abject failure can have such a dedicated following. Seems counter-intuitive that anyone would care what a fat, worthless social parasite is doing with his miserable, empty existence, but I guess that's one of the great mysteries of the internet.
FORAMASTER 3000 !UMORAXti6g joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,920
I've got you all fooled.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,923
@previous (FORAMASTER 3000 !UMORAXti6g)
Are you implying that the impeccable record is a lie?
FORAMASTER 3000 !UMORAXti6g replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,926
@previous (I)
I am implying that...the cake is a lie.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,989
The Mattposters are indeed a strange phenomenon. Posting about Matt-related things seems to be a hobby for them.
Not that Matt isn't any less repetitive and annoying than his fans, mind you.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,992
@595,926 (FORAMASTER 3000 !UMORAXti6g)
Is it really? Who made the cake? Was it GLADoS? When will there be more cake?
If the cake is a lie . . . then why was it so hyped?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#596,025
@595,989 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
There's a big thrill in being a teenager on the Internet while trolling a 40-something man.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#596,061