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Topic: Metae, will you gay marry me?

FORAMASTER 3000 !UMORAXti6g started this discussion 11 years ago #45,075

You, too, can cheat if you want.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #595,286

> tfw I didn't think of this first

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #595,417

No. As a USAmerican, I do, in fact, take the King James Bible as the literal word of God and consider a man who lieth with another man as an abomination unto the Lord. Amen.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #595,421

@previous (Metæ)
Do you fire an assault rifle into the air when you quote your bible?

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #595,423

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, I don't want to hit Jesus. I wouldn't hurt Him, of course, but could you imagine how awkward that would make it at the final judgement?? I, instead, fire it info the ground with a view to taking out Satan, or at least some of the bad shits in his milieu. Praise be unto God. Amen.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #595,425

@previous (Metæ)
Smart thinking. We need to teach more gun owners to be careful with their celebratory shooting and aim downwards instead. They could wound god if they're careless, and with Obamacare's commie socialist approach to healthcare He would be furious at the treatment for Him and would probably flood the country or something.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #595,614

die motherfucker
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