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hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later[^][v]#595,216
bump
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,217
Butterflies in jars and shit. Kook would bring some interesting people into the world if she ever decided to be a parent, though. Y'all should go for it.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,220
@previous (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
I don't want kids. They're a waste of money.
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,222
Would you update your will and make kook the sole benefactor?
Also, what if kook wants kids?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#595,223
@previous (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
I will make her the beneficiary of my life insurance policy through work which pays out like 46k. Not much. If she wants to murder me for money, she'll have to take out a policy on me.
If she wants kids she doesn't need me. Women are the ones who get pregnant.
(Edited 45 seconds later.)
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,229
What what what?!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,231
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
So you accept the proposal? That's grate.
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,233
@595,229 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I'm so happy for you both! Mozel tav!!
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,236
@595,229 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Will you take my hand in unholy matrimony? I can become a woman if necessary, but I'll still use men's restrooms.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,237
@595,231 (D) @595,233 (Methlyfe !KansasxqvM)
This is happening very fast. He hasn't even met Kreacher yet
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,239
Hang on, I thought that jump was a pedo?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,240
@595,237 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I love him already! On name alone. He can marry my cat. She's kinky, I'm sure she won't mind the interspecies aspect, and dogs will hump anything.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,241
@595,239 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Love has nothing to do with physical attraction.
Methlyfe !KansasxqvM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,242
@595,239 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Stop being rude during this special moment.
@595,237 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I hope I get an invitation! Also, I dunno what kreacher is, but i'm sure he's up for it.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,247
@595,240 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Oh my word. I don't know what to say
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,248
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,259
@595,256 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I don't believe in wearing precious metal or gems, so I guess that candy will work. PS remind me to pm you later with my new phone number
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,260
@595,257 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Well... If you think it will work out in the long term. I am simply looking out for kook.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,261
Come visit me in two weeks. I have vacation time. Also, if you plan to murder me, please make it look a suicide as I've already told people that's how I will die. No one will suspect anything.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,263
@595,260 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
She is the only person will accept me for me. I will fulfill her needs so long as she doesn't question why I know the name of the actress from girl meets world.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,265
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#595,266
What made you decide to come back here?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,271
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
The inly social interaction I had was trolling reddit. It was not good for my mental state, also, I left because my mental state had deteriorated, but I think I'm better now.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,275
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
How has your off the internet life been?
Also what parts of Reddit were you trolling?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,276
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
The default subs like news, pics, world news mainly.
Off Internet life, non-existent. All my friends are married.
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,278
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I now take care of my slow brother's child. I don't care for it.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,279
I'm working a double tonight. 3pm to 7am. It's 3:07 here now. I'll give you my number when I wake up.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,280
@595,278 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god. Like, for short term or life? Where's the mother? That's awful.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,281
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
The mother is the type of woman who lets a retarded guy get her pregnant. She chimped out during the custody hearing and now we have the child four days out of the week. And it's going to go on forever as far as we know.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,282
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh god. That's horrible. what does "chimped out" mean? Like go crazy? She should've done the right thing and taken the kid for welfare money and cheap housing.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,289
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Chimped out means she's black
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,309
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,312
@595,282 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
She showed up over an hour late and was wearing short shorts and flip flops. She had none of her paperwork or requirements completed, and chewed gum the entire time. When the judged addressed her, she kept sighing and rolling her eyes. After being caught in a lie, she then cursed out the judge.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,364
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Sounds like a winner. Though, flipflops and short shorts is a hot outfit.
Did you guys want her to have full custody, no custody or partial custody?
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,367
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
We wanted custody divided equally. But we are making this work.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,371
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
4/3 seems pretty equal, until you think about how it adds up to 50 extra days which is 150 extra meals and all.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,374
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
They also took away her child support and she flipped out!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,548
I object on the grounds that friends don't let friends get on government watchlists by simple association. She has to do it herself, no shortcuts.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,559
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Just be happy for her. It never would've worked out between the two if you anyway. Remember she's a dog person.
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#595,564
@595,548 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'm hoping that I will achieve this goal within the next three months.