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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,533
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Gonna take a wild guess and say that's Meowth.
drea mworks replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,760
This thread is no longer about airline food, nor is it locked, nor is it about incest.
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,770
@80,358 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
He is, in fact, asking for it.
You have a couple options here:
1. Buy flunitrazepam off the street from black people. Casually invite him to come have a beer with you. Quickly yell, "Oh my God look across the street!" out the window, and while he is distracted, slip the roofies into his beverage. If he questions you, laugh at him and say "made you look!" You know what to do from here.
2. Somehow obtain chloroform and soak a wash cloth in it. Stand behind a door or wall and wait for him to pass by and shove the wash cloth in his face, but take care to ensure that he does not see yours.
3. Seduce him with your devilish good looks and feminine wiles. He won't be able to resist.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,773
@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
I'm going to pick the first option and when he passes out, I'll brutally tit fuck him.
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,792
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
How does one brutally tit fuck someone?
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,795
@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
You painfully squeeze together their tits, hump them viciously, and deliver a three roper to their eyes and hair.
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,796
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
But you do not have a penis.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#80,799