lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,379
@previous (C)
is it real bert or do we just have people imitating him? I can't tell cause the posts seem to be a parody. The problem is, Bert always did just embarrass himself so I dunno...
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,380
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,393
yes...it is the real me..
I am just trying to fit in here...and I am being treated badly..
I have quit drinking....not on drink in about three weeks and I am trying to be nice...and these mods are being asshats to me..
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,402
On the one hand, I personally don't view him as too damaging compared to some of the more prolific trolls that have been here. But on the other hand, his creepy behaviour towards female posters is probably overstepping things quite a bit.
Write in: don't care if he's banned.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,403
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,405
@previous (C)
Hmmm. Upon seeing this, I'm going to change my opinion.
Ban reactively.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,407
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
quit being a faggot..
thanks..
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,408
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,411
@593,407 (B)
bert. You stand not a chance in hell of staying on minichan UNLESS You cease and desist a mention of becky & r04r.
Otherwise its going to be like Hurricane Sandy. You do remember how you lost out to Sandy.
Your choice bud.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#593,418
@previous (F)
well good grief...I do understand what you're are saying..
this is like a political correct thing...in a way...it makes sense but it's also dumb..
all right...I shall refrain from sexually harassing the mod girls....since they apparently do not know how to be adults..
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#593,421
@previous (B)
Just like Hurricane Sandy. One of the mods is also the owner of this site. The other is a Lawyer.
You are better off harassing Metæ.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#593,429
@previous (F)
I'm not sure that Meta would be a good target for harassment. He is far too fun to be annoyed by Bert's drunken jabs.
Besides, Bert has no interest in trolling male users for extended periods.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#593,432
bert should kill himself for being called bert
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#593,433
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,487
These threads are so unfair. Imagine a court where immediately everyone is supposed to vote if you get life in jail or not.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,490
Should anonymous H be banned?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,495
@593,429 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
THERE ARE NO 'DRUNKEN JABS' NOW..
L2reading comprehension..
Anonymous I double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,496
@593,421 (F)
you'd think a couple of single ladies wouldn't be annoyed by a single fellow introducing himself and greeting them in a nice way..
maybe the pic I posted in this thread is relevant..
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,497
@previous (I) > you'd think a couple of single ladies wouldn't be annoyed by a single fellow introducing himself and greeting them in a nice way..
This may break your fragile heart. One of them wood only be interested in you IF and I do mean IF - You were willing to have your packaged removed in total. Fill self with hormones to grow tits.
Both are not exactly thrilled about how you have treated Tryptch over the years. Your only safe ground is to totally back off and pretend They do not even exist
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,499
@previous (F)
I was about to compliment Syntax here for that second paragraph, but then I saw he produced a... Rather disturbing scenario involving Bert and a sex change.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,504
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Its so rare I catch bert sober. Perhaps after reading that disturbing scenario - it will help keep bert sober.
Think about how rare this is - its been about 15 years or so that I have known bert. Sober is lets just say - beyond rare.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,512
@previous (Syntax)
Is "Bert" a 15 minute drive from you?
Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,516
I just hop while I am pretending they do not exist that they will observe me and realize that since I am not plastered 24/7 anymore maybe I might be worth associating with..
and RE: Sandy...these girls aint no Sandy...you know that...Sandy made all these chanchicks seem like men in drag...in comparison...god what a fine lady..
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,522
@previous (I)
I dare NOT compliment either of the gal mods here. I get such wacky weird PM's as it is.
And Yes Sandy is one fine lady.
Stock Market is about to close and and and Damn!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,523
@593,504 (Syntax)
It's not so much that as your implication that r04r would be attracted to Bert if he got a sex change.
I know you were likely just joking, but that's probably getting a weird.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,525
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,532
@previous (K)
You are obviously not as bright as Killer Lettuce...or bert.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,556
Bert?? The "I'm the big dick daddy of tinychan and k town, and I pussied out of a fight by not showing up because I wanted to hang around Gay St instead of getting my ass beat" Bert???
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,569
immediately
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,596
Write in: get him to post a Negi-style selfie while he's drunk then ridicule his micro-penis every time he turns up. That way, his presence will have at least some degree of entertainment value.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,599
@previous (O)
You could probably just send him a few bucks if you want to see his junk. No need to come up with some elaborate plan.
Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,604
@previous (P)
Offer him an armful of low grade heroin?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#593,605