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Topic: Will peeing on my garbage can stop my neighbors dog from getting into it?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,906

Will the dog see (or smell rather) that this territory has been marked?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later[^] [v] #592,917

Are you a dog, OP?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #592,920

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,922

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,927

@592,917 (B)
My friends have called me "yo dog" in the past. Thanks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,928

This is so simple to fix, put your garbage can on the roof and then the dog can't get to it.

you're welcome

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,929

@592,920 (C)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,934

@OP
Just put poison in your garbage.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,936

@592,928 (E)
I'm worried about the liability issues if the garbageman slips off the roof slate. I haven't renewed my umbrella policy yet and what about ADA compliance issues if my roof isn't wheelchair accessible?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,940

Dogs love the refreshing cool drink of antifreeze... Their insides on the other hand, don't. Place a bowl next to the garbage can.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

Fuck you, Deaf "Community" joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,024

just kill the fucker

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,054

@previous (Fuck you, Deaf "Community")

Well, antifreeze will.... Peacefully... Once the dogs dead, OP can get rid of bowl, and no evidence of where the antifreeze came from.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,060

I think that you can buy bobcat urine for that

Fuck you, Deaf "Community" replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,121

@593,054 (C)
can you come over and kill about six fucking dogs

these fuckers never shut the fuck up

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,258

OP have you tried talking to the owners about this

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #593,298

@593,121 (Fuck you, Deaf "Community")
I gave you the antidote on solving it.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #593,709

Why not just put a lock on it?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #594,034

Fill it with poison.

Note: this is probably very illegal and your neighbor will be mad, but it will solve one of your problems.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #594,117

@593,709 (dw)
That would basically be admitting defeat.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #594,149

@594,034 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Or he could just kill himself, which would solve all of his problems.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #594,154

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That would basically be admitting defeat.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #594,157

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
but it wouldn't matter because he'd be dead.
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