Topic: You know whats fun to me?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic started this discussion 11 years ago #44,847

1950's Doo wop music thats about fucking.

Dee Dee Sgarp/Gravy for my mashed potatoes

(C'mon baby, I need gravy)
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gravy tonight

I know you danced the mash potato fine
But that don't show me that you're really mine
What's your dancin', without romancin'?
So put that somethin' extra on the line

Gimme (gravy)
On my mash potatoes
Gimme (gravy)
C'mon an' treat me right
Gimme (gravy)
Baby, you're the greatest
So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gravy tonight

I dig this twistin' but I want some more
There's somethin' missin' while we're on the floor
C'mon baby, I want some gravy
A little kissin's what I'm waiting for

Gimme (gravy)
On my mash potatoes
Gimme (gravy)
C'mon an' kiss me right
Gimme (gravy)
Baby, you're the greatest
So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gravy tonight

Yeah!

Now when the mash potato's finally through
There's lots of groovy, gravy things to do
Lot's of lovin', kiss n' huggin'
I wanna ride that gravy train with you

Gimme (gravy)
On my mash potatoes
Gimme (gravy)
C'mon an' hold me tight
Gimme (gravy)
Baby, you're the greatest
So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gravy tonight

Gimme (gravy)
On my mash potatoes
Gimme (gravy)
C'mon an' treat me right
Gimme (gravy)

FADES-
Baby, you're the greatest
So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gravy tonight
Gimme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBZSEfLvmQI

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #592,287

Not Doo wop but holy shit

1935 Lucille Bogan/Shave em Dry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=143&v=_PhOWpdt6xg
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more
Oh great God daddy

Grind me honey and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy shave me dry

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry

I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door

And the crabs walks in like people
Ow, shit!
Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God, round to kiss my ass
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,290

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
More Lucille Bogan/ Till the cows come home

I told him I gotta good cock
And it's got four damn good names
Rough top
Rough cock
Tough cock
Cock without a bone
You can fuck my cock
Suck my cock
Or leave my cock alone

You know both a my mens

They are tight like that
They got a great big dick just like a baseball bat
Oooooh, fuck me,
Do it to me all night long

I gotta big fat belly
I gotta big broad ass
And I can fuck any man
With real good class
Talking 'bout fuckin
Talking 'bout grindin baby all night long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heYxa6yX2os
If you suck my pussy
Baby I'll suck your dick
I'll do it ya honey till I make you shit

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,299

1955 The Clovers, Rotten Cocksuckers Ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY
[Humming]

Well, I said come on now...

Cocksucking Sammy get your motherfucking mammy
We're going downtown to the cocksucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight 'til the beginning of broad daylight.

We don't need no god damned taxi fair
We're going to trim those hoes in a rocking chair
Take off all their rags.
We're going to play a little game call tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock sucker's ball
Ah, ah, ah.

Come on you poor ass singers and ya' big dick slingers
We're going downtown to the cocksucker's ball
Fuck, suck and fight 'til the beginning of broad daylight.

We don't need no god damned taxi fair
We're going to trim those hoes in a rocking chair
Take off all their rags.
We're going to play a little game call tag
Tomorrow night at the rotten cock sucker's ball
Cha, cha, cha, cha

At the rotten. (rotten)
Cock. (cock)
Suckers. (sucker's)
Rotten Cocksucker's Ball.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,301

no tbh

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,302

1954 Dinah Washington/Big Long Slidin Thing

I've been in every bar,
Been in every honky-tonk,
Been tryin' to find my daddy
With that broke down piece o' junk!
Ask everyone to help me,
Cried, "Help me if you can;
you'll lnow my daddy,
He's that trombone playin' man!
Where is my daddy?
Tell me where is my daddy
With that big long slidin' thing?".

I even ask a man
That played a steel guitar;
He said that you don't need him
To be moved eight to the bar!
He brought his amplifier
And he hitched it in my plug;
He planked it, and he plunked it,
But it just wasn't good enough,
'Cause I need my daddy,
Need my daddy with that big long slidin' thing!

Well, then a knock came at my door,
I said, "Mmm, my daddy's back!".
I opened up the door
And there stood Piano Jack!
He said, "I came to do some tinklin'
On your piano keys!".
I said, "Don't make me nervous,
This ain't no time to tease!
Just send me my daddy,
Send me my daddy with that big long slidin' thing!".

Well, the first time he played,
I ask him how it was done.
He said, "I blow through here,
Then I work my fingers and my thumb!
I slide it right up,
Then I slide it back again
And I gdet a lot o' wind,
And then I slide it back again!".
That is my daddy
With that big long sliding thing, oh yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNsgS6KBdG0

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #592,303

@592,301 (B)
It's history, man!

yep.. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #592,306

NASHVILLE PUSSY
Meaner Than My Mama

Well she's meaner than my mama Got a trailer in San Antone Tries to bribe me with burritos Saying baby "Please come home" I want tell you again

Every time I see her naked I wish that god would strike me blind Because she's got my daddy's mustache And her butt looks just like mine

I work my ass off every single day Gives me the chance to stay the hell away Get home and shut out the lights It feels so wrong It's just gotta be right

Well she was married to a yankee When they kicked her out of the south Now she's back down in dixie With the devil's dick in her mouth I say spit that thing out

She's meaner than my mama Most of what I say is true Yeah she's meaner than my mama But I still like her better than you Yes It's true

I said hey I need a new woman Give me someone who don't smell so bad She don't gotta be good looking Just a girl who don't get so mad

I work my ass off every single day Gives me the chance to stay the hell away Get home and shut out the lights It feels so wrong It's just gotta be right

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #592,307

@previous (yep..)
This is sick, dude!

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #592,308

1932 Harry Roy and his orchestra/My girl's pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=145&v=WIfcKy-VcXo

There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy

Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy

Often it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always nice and warm

It's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen
Is my girl's pussy

(Instrumental Break)

There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy

Seldom plays, never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
It's my girl's pussy

Though often it goes out at night
And returns at break of dawn, break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always dry and warm

I bring tid-bits that it loves
We spoon like two turtle doves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #592,312

@OP
People born in the 1940's and 1950's no longer have the right to call the millennials perverted.

@592,287 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
People born in the 1920's and 1930's no longer have the right to call those born in the 1940's and 1950's perverted.

@592,290 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Trannies!

@592,299 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
@592,302 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

Why are all of these songs by black songwriters?

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Finally, a white guy writes a perverted song in the 1930's.

Thread's grate.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,319

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I found out that cock ment vagina back then, seriously.

Also a lot of music was made by black people back then. Especially rock.

yep.. replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,328

@592,303 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)

NASHVILLE PUSSY
Keep On Fuckin'

Keep on fuckin'
Well, it's God's first commandment
Keep on fuckin'
Even a dog can understand it

Keep on fuckin'
Well, of all the things I say to you
Keep on fuckin'
It's the only one you'll go and do

Hit it

Well, listen up baby, I'll tell you just how things are, yeah
And the best thing about is that you don't even have to be smart, no
Because if you take all you want or just what you need

Don't give a damn, or obsessed with greed
If the world kicks your ass, or gently leads you by the hand
There's just one thing we all understand and that's

Keep on fuckin'
Well, it's God's first commandment
Keep on fuckin'
Even the dogs understand it

Keep on fuckin'
Well, of all the things I say to you
Keep on fuckin'
It's the only one you'll go and do

Go, some people seem to love their grief
Yeah, but I got a little secret that'll outlast all of your beliefs, hah
If you're the world's greatest sinner, or pray every day

Talk all the time or ain't got much to say
Don't worship nothing or something I can't pronounce
There's only one thing that ever really counts

Keep on fuckin'
Well, it's God's first commandment
Keep on fuckin'
Even the dogs understand it

Keep on fuckin'
Well, of all the things I say to you
Keep on fuckin'
It's the only one you'll go and do

Yeah, keep on fuckin'
Well, it's God's first commandment
Keep on fuckin'
Even the dog can understand it

Keep on fuckin'
Well of all the things I say to you
Keep on fuckin'
It's the only one you'll do and do

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep on fuckin'
Keep on fuckin'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep on fuckin'
Keep on fuckin'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep on fuckin'
Keep on fuckin'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep on fuckin'
Keep on fuckin'

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,397

@592,287 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
> I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb

poetry

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,403

@592,319 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
> I found out that cock ment vagina back then, seriously.

A cocksuckers ball sounds like kind of a cool thing to go to now.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,419

@592,397 (E)
I fucking agree completely

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,420

@592,403 (F)
Hell yes it does!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,531

This thread made me feel very uncomfortable.

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,543

@previous (G)
Why?

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,545

@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
These people are all old or dead
It's like talking about Syntax's sex life

kook !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,551

@previous (G)
You needed to bring up syntax?

These people weren't old when they made this music, though

Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,798

Fuck I want mashed potatoes now

brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,799

@previous (Triptych)
bangers and mash

Minichan