Topic: How much would you pay to see Bert and Triptych...
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,824
...have consensual vaginally-penetrative sexual intercourse in the missionary position?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #591,918
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #591,935
Depends, live show or streaming?
r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #591,988
banning you again matt
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,996
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,002
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,009
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,039
Trip doesn't want Bert's rape babies.
Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,054
f u c k o f f
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Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,138
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,141
The real question is, how much would you pay to see bert and triptych on a cagefight match? I'd pay around 150$
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,155
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,158
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,159
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,164
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,267
Fuck off, Matt.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,280
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hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,331
@592,158 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Don't depend on your friends. They will abandon you when you need them, even if you are there for them and help then through a really really shitty time in their life.
Work out. Get strong. Learn some basic judo or magic to defend yourself. Maybe start training MMa and become a world champion so your reputation alone can protect you.
Get a big gun and kill people without cause or warning, that will make others too afraid to fuck with you.
Design an exoskeleton that enhances your physical endurance and strength.
Any of those are better options than depending on others. Remember, you can only be hurt by those you trust (emotionally, anyone can hurt you physically).
Don't depend on your friends. They will abandon you when you need them, even if you are there for them and help then through a really really shitty time in their life.
Work out. Get strong. Learn some basic judo or magic to defend yourself. Maybe start training MMa and become a world champion so your reputation alone can protect you.
Get a big gun and kill people without cause or warning, that will make others too afraid to fuck with you.
Design an exoskeleton that enhances your physical endurance and strength.
Any of those are better options than depending on others. Remember, you can only be hurt by those you trust (emotionally, anyone can hurt you physically).
Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,396
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I do need to work out. But I also don't think they'll abandon me.
And no matter how much I work out I'll never be strong enough to overpower someone who wishes to physically assault me. My best defence is the emotionally manipulative "yeah do it. I won't punch back. Want me to stand closer to the edge?"
I do need to work out. But I also don't think they'll abandon me.
And no matter how much I work out I'll never be strong enough to overpower someone who wishes to physically assault me. My best defence is the emotionally manipulative "yeah do it. I won't punch back. Want me to stand closer to the edge?"
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,398
@previous (Triptych)
that will never work with someone who wants to beat you for real. better to carry a can of mace
that will never work with someone who wants to beat you for real. better to carry a can of mace
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,409
Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,414
@previous (P)
This is Canada. I've only seen ammo once in a nonmilitary perspective and that was on a table next to tourniquets and crack pipes.
@592,398 (J)
Yeah. Good thing nobody has yet. I don't think mace is legal either?
This is Canada. I've only seen ammo once in a nonmilitary perspective and that was on a table next to tourniquets and crack pipes.
@592,398 (J)
Yeah. Good thing nobody has yet. I don't think mace is legal either?
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,416
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,425
@592,331 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
@592,398 (J)
@592,409 (P)
lol look at the menfolk telling a woman how she should protect herself
@592,398 (J)
@592,409 (P)
lol look at the menfolk telling a woman how she should protect herself
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Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,503
brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,505
@previous (Triptych)
Aren't there trashy trailer parks in Canada too?
Y'know, like ones with delusional police officers?
Aren't there trashy trailer parks in Canada too?
Y'know, like ones with delusional police officers?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,509
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,523
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,611
@592,509 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Because I didn't think poop was going to be allowed, so I recommended LSN to sim.
Because I didn't think poop was going to be allowed, so I recommended LSN to sim.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,614
@592,396 (Triptych)
Fwiw many martial arts teach you to swarm people way bigger than you and twat them
Fwiw many martial arts teach you to swarm people way bigger than you and twat them
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,615
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,616
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I heard that when the twattening happens green will finally be twatted and his dentist sign destroyed, after which the world will end
I heard that when the twattening happens green will finally be twatted and his dentist sign destroyed, after which the world will end
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,625
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,626
Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,629
@previous (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Maybe she should carry a Pepper Blaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKas81UgjE
Maybe she should carry a Pepper Blaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKas81UgjE
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,642
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,773
kook !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,774
Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,785
@592,505 (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Lol
@592,509 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Both!
I can't imagine why either. That sounds terrible.
@592,614 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yeah, I took a couple years of kung fu and that's what they tried to teach me. Requires a fitness level much higher than mine tho
@592,626 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I can't even run fast or far :(
Lol
@592,509 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Both!
I can't imagine why either. That sounds terrible.
@592,614 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Yeah, I took a couple years of kung fu and that's what they tried to teach me. Requires a fitness level much higher than mine tho
@592,626 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
I can't even run fast or far :(
kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,790
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,835
fyi, once his pants are down, a kick in the dick will put him down quick
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,841
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
put who down?
don't believe everything your mom tells you about how to fight..
put who down?
don't believe everything your mom tells you about how to fight..