Topic: How does one cook a human?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,806

I need to know ASAP.

brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #591,659

On a spit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #591,660

you eat a dick

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #591,668

http://www.amazon.com/To-Serve-Man-Cookbook-People/dp/1880448823?tag=duckduckgo-d-20

or the poor man's alternative
http://cookingwithcum.com

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #591,672

@previous (D)
The to4str alternative

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,696

@OP I don't know but eating human meat is the way to go. We're the only animals that actually deserved to be killed and eaten.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,735

@previous (F)

only people like you and op

kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,737

@591,696 (F)
So edgy

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,765

@591,735 (G)
People like you that disagree.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,776

@previous (F)

i bet you're a vegetarian, i want to put a kitten in a blender and force you to drink the contents you weak faggot

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,795

@previous (G)
I am a vegetarian, actually and it's because I hate animals a lot to the point I won't even eat them so I wouldn't care. You'd get your lil' strong ass raped in prison for animal abuse, though.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,798

@previous (F)
You fantasize about prison rape? What's wrong with you?

kook !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,801

@591,795 (F)
Gavin?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,802

@591,795 (F)
Yummmmy animal abuse

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,806

@591,798 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I fantasize about Anon G getting raped in prison but of course he'd just love it.
@591,801 (kook !!Phkn/3Gic)
Who?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,816

Sous-vide, char grill the outside. Perfection.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,884

@591,806 (F)

people always assume animal abusers and pedophiles are little bitches (which is true most of the time) but it would be hilarious if it was some huge guy and nobody would touch him in prison

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,887

Human meat is fatty and gamey, and thus a strong red-wine reduction sauce with shallots seems appropriate.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,889

@previous (K)
Too bad you'd never catch one without machinery, right?

I hear they run fast and hard.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,891

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Actually, humans are stupid, dull, and slow. They are easy to catch.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,893

@previous (K)
Yeah, I know!!~ ;3

It's that endurance you gotta worry about.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,923

@591,884 (G)
I'm sure they'd touch you because you're big but you're not muscular big, just fat big.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,021

@previous (F)

i'm not fat but i'm small so either way probably, but i'll never get caught so the police can go kill themselves useless faggots

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,143

@591,668 (D)
> ?tag=duckduckgo-d-20
> giving duckduckgo your affiliate referral shekels
> 2015

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,145

@previous (L)
beats willingly being part of the google botnet

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,147

@previous (D)
Why?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #592,166

@592,145 (D)
If you have a facebook, you're a fucking retard.

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