Topic: I will be writing an erotica story
hater !JGlOo5d1iU started this discussion 11 years ago #44,792
My coworker clued me in on how popular they are. It's going to combine all the elements of the most popular erotica. It will be about a vampire that is in an interracial relationship with a black woman. He is into BDSM and a career military man.
Also, the woman might be a werewolf. I haven't decided if that's too corny, or just corny enough.
Also, the woman might be a werewolf. I haven't decided if that's too corny, or just corny enough.
brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #591,495
Just corny enough, I'd say.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #591,499
I have a friend who used to write erotica for porn sites. I think he mentioned their standards being quite low...
lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #591,500
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #591,502
@previous (lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo)
it was his job
you can get paid for this shit
it was his job
you can get paid for this shit
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Anon Z joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #591,504
> open thread
> not Matt
> Surprised
> not Matt
> Surprised
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,506
kook !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,739
That's hilarious. You should set it during a zombie apocalypse
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,747
> interracial relationship with a black woman
that's not going to sell, you should reverse the roles
that's not going to sell, you should reverse the roles
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,751
@OP> It will be about a vampire that is in an interracial relationship with a transexual woman.
there you go, i just gave you a best seller. want a good title?
"i vant to suck yur diiiiiick"
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,753
Still a better love story than twilight.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,780
@591,747 (H)
You shouldn't talk out your ass. That's the most popular form of interracial erotic. Black women with white men.
You shouldn't talk out your ass. That's the most popular form of interracial erotic. Black women with white men.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,786
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,791
@previous (K)
Sorry, I go with what sells most. Erotica doesn't need to be good, it just needs to cater to desires.
The woman is no longer a werewolf but a shape changer who turns into a panther, but she doesn't know she is! It will be a plot point because her family won't approve of the relationship with the vampire cause vampires kill their kind cause the bloods really good. It's a metaphor for slavery.
Sorry, I go with what sells most. Erotica doesn't need to be good, it just needs to cater to desires.
The woman is no longer a werewolf but a shape changer who turns into a panther, but she doesn't know she is! It will be a plot point because her family won't approve of the relationship with the vampire cause vampires kill their kind cause the bloods really good. It's a metaphor for slavery.
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brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #591,990
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,150
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,270
Write an erotic story about students at Sacred Heart!
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,350
@592,150 (H)
It's possible you are correct, however that is the information given to me by an author friend who's been seriously looking into this. She's published, and serious about it. Perhaps shes wrong, but I trust her over you without any proof. I'm too disinterested to look it up myself. I have decided to go that way regardless, though.
Plot is completely changed. I'm still deciding on the time period, but it's going to be a scarlet letter type story, with a twist (the twist is, the woman is also supernatural in some way). This why, I can actually write something and later on not be ashamed of it. Like, yea, it's erotica, but it's not corny at least.
I was inspired by a bunch of shit I wrote and forgot about that was in my google drive. I'm a lot better than I think I am. Half the stuff I didn't remember writing and I can be really funny. A lot of it was kind of expected, though. Still need a lot of work, but the standards of quality for erotica, or teen erotica (like twilight) isn't very high.
It's possible you are correct, however that is the information given to me by an author friend who's been seriously looking into this. She's published, and serious about it. Perhaps shes wrong, but I trust her over you without any proof. I'm too disinterested to look it up myself. I have decided to go that way regardless, though.
Plot is completely changed. I'm still deciding on the time period, but it's going to be a scarlet letter type story, with a twist (the twist is, the woman is also supernatural in some way). This why, I can actually write something and later on not be ashamed of it. Like, yea, it's erotica, but it's not corny at least.
I was inspired by a bunch of shit I wrote and forgot about that was in my google drive. I'm a lot better than I think I am. Half the stuff I didn't remember writing and I can be really funny. A lot of it was kind of expected, though. Still need a lot of work, but the standards of quality for erotica, or teen erotica (like twilight) isn't very high.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #592,351
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #592,372
so you're making a sonic fanfic? do you have a deviant art?