Topic: What would you do if you met your future self?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,476

What would you say to your future self?

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #79,861

"Haha, eat a fuck, faggot."

RedFox !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #79,862

Tell him to stop being dead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,863

Ask him if he could lend me a tenner.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,864

"Lets fuck."

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,865

I already am my future self

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,867

WANK

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,868

> fuck
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> does a job and a family really make you happy?
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> you lost sight of yourself man
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> go back to watching anime and posting on anonymous forums and masturbating in the dark
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> do what makes YOU happy, not what everyone else expects of you
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> god damn

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,870

@previous (H)
never get too involved with anime and don't listen to nirvana in middle school you'll turn into a tool

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,877

@79,868 (H)

> follow suit and become basement-dwelling weeaboo for sake of future self
> past version of you meets your current self
> "jesus fucking christ, see what you did with your life? you're nothing but a fat sack of shit. people want you to get a job and a family because that is what is best for you. clean up, work out and make something of yourself."
NEVER ENDING CYCLE

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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,878

@79,870 (hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI)
Wouldn't that be a past self?

> So, tell me the lotto numbers then, eh?

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,879

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Oh I misread the topic.

I guess if I met my future self we'd fuck.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,889

@previous (hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI)
saaaame!

also id ask for them lotto number but my future self would remember this topic and not give them to me. i dont need millions of dollars. lol

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,891

@79,862 (RedFox !FANATICibM)
And to start spreading the fucking word.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,894

Did you ever escape Minichan?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,915

I'd ask for some advice in order to avoid some fiasco or other.

niamj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,924

i'd make out with myself and then do it with myself in the butt