Topic: Jesus loves you.
brie !uXWPG0MygI started this discussion 11 years ago #44,728
The Bible told me so.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #590,558
how very bisexual of him
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,559
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Fuck you.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #590,560
@previous (C)
Come at me, bro!
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #590,562
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't need to. You'll get yours when Christ returns.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,718
@previous (C)
They have been saying "jesus is coming" for a hundred years.
So far he's been a fucking epic failure, and you wonder why we don't believe in your fairy tale.
brie !uXWPG0MygI (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,720
@previous (D)
100 years is not even that long, housecats can live longer than that.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,722
@590,718 (D)
Jesus
is coming. It's no fairytale.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,725
@previous (C)
I actually agree. And what's great is that, as I said, he's coming to men as well as women.
brie !uXWPG0MygI (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,726
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yep!~
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,785
@590,722 (C)
So when is the supposed date this time?
The last 2 times, jesus missed the bus.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,793
@previous (D)
The date is irrelevant, since when Christ returns, He shall raise the dead from their graves, whereupon all shall be judged by Him.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,818
@previous (C)
That will mean 100's of millions of Zombies will rise up from graves.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,870
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,952
He doesn't really love you- he loves your money.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,956
@590,793 (C)
Oh fuck, he's going to start a zombie apocalypse? What an asshole.
brie !uXWPG0MygI (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,962
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He didn't start the fire.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #590,963
@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
And yet, the fire rises.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #591,302
was jesus a virgin?
brie !uXWPG0MygI (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #591,483
@previous (H)
At the moment of his birth.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #591,645
@591,302 (H)
Not to Mary Magdalene
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #591,655
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