Topic: Life Pro Tips: Cat edition
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,692
1. Put hair product on your cats to make their fur soft and luxurious.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #590,068
2. Destroy the natural oils in their skin
3. Get your cats sick when they lick/clean their fur
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,069
@previous (B)
> natural oils in their skin
Sup Matt. When'd you bathe last?
4. Spray yourself with catnip oils to make them really affectionate toward you. You will feel instantly loved.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,070
3. When your female cat is in heat and is horny and yowling, use a Q-Tip to masturbate her to orgasm, and she will stop yowling.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,071
@previous (C)
Learn to
FUCKING COUNT or get out of my thread, please. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,072
@previous (A)
You seem to be yowling, when have you last been masturbated to orgasm with a Q-Tip?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,073
@previous (B)
It's been so long I can barely remember. :(
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,075
6. You can also masturbate a horny male cat with your fingers to orgasm, to make him feel better.
Cat joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,078
threads grate
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,079
@previous (Cat)
15. Cat ejaculate is disgusting.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #590,080
@previous (C)
1024. Counting is for other people
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