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Topic: Why did Blondie have to get old and ugly?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,654

I mean, she was the hottest woman around in the 70s.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #589,603

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,700

@OP
Debbie Harry looks better at 70 than Madonna does at 57 :/

man lights huge fart in China joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,715

let's all rub one out in tribute regardless

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,716

@OP why does she need to keep up appearances for you? What does she owe you? Please describe.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,823

she was once a Playboy Bunny...and no...the carpet does not match the drapes..

brie joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,825

@previous (F)
does it ever?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,854

@previous (brie)
Yes indeed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,858

@589,716 (E)
Well, I can't bang a fucking 70-year-old woman.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,860

@previous (A)
She has no children so you cannot bang one of them.
Wiki says "In a 2014 interview, Harry confirmed the rumors about having affairs with women"

Perhaps if one of them is under 35, you can bang one of them.

Inspector !LhPwl0z77I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,861

@589,858 (A)
> virgin detected

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,869

@589,860 (B)

> Perhaps if one of them is under 35, you can bang one of them.
But you said she doesn't have any kids...

@previous (Inspector !LhPwl0z77I)
So, what? I'm not the type of sheeple like you that walks around thinking he's cool just because he's not a virgin.

Inspector !LhPwl0z77I replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,870

@previous (A)
nonvirgin > virgin

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,871

@589,869 (A)
Debra says she is bisexual and is having sex with women.
> > Perhaps if one of them is under 35, you can bang one of them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,874

@previous (B)
No, I want young Debra... Not some random lesbian skank.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,879

@previous (A)
And that you can have. You want to bang Debra Harry when she was 18?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,881

@previous (B)
I would be content with her being any age under 41.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,882

@previous (A)
And again you can have her at any age from 18 to 40

Also Flux Capacitors really exist. At the time of the movie they did not. Now they do.

Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,883

@589,881 (A)
And again you can have her at any age from 18 to 40

Also Flux Capacitors really exist. At the time of the movie they did not. Now they do.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,886

@previous (B)
@589,882 (B)
Not sure if double post or a ripple in the time continuum

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,888

@previous (E)
minichan connectivity ripples in time continuum.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,896

@589,882 (B)
I've never seen Back To The Future and if a Flux Capacitor is like a time machine, you are surely a liar by saying they exist.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #589,900

@previous (A)
In the movie the time machine was made possible by a Flux Capacitor.
You are free to build one of many time machine designs.

I place my bets on one that uses negative energy density and closed loop circles. One I favor the most does have issues. Its been published in The Journal Physical Review.
One glitch with it is - Cannot take you back in time b4 machine was built. However when left in place it can be used by future time travelers to return to any time up to the moment the machine was built.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #590,000

@589,879 (B)
> upgrade to cloning
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