Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#589,065
Sacrifice Green's soul in the name of Satan.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,069
@previous (B)
Green traded his soul for some skyrims
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,073
I happen to be just such a paranormal expert!
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,074
@589,069 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
i'm sure he can get it back easily, since it's such bargain
John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,076
What is with this obsession with Swedish paedophiles?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,077
@previous (John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo)
Mr. Titor, is there, in the future, a well-known, successful, worldwide culinary-based company called Miller Guide?
John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,079
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
No, there was a pretty successful hackitivist group lead by a man named Matthew R. Miller.
Is this the Miller you want to know about?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,080
@589,077 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
You don't need to be able to time travel to know the answer to that.
It's yes!
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,081
@589,079 (John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo)
Do tell! What exactly did he do, and did he get rich?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,082
@589,073 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
How would we go about doing this?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,085
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Well, we would first have to get him possessed with a demon, which would then be easy to convoke. Another option is to use powerful necromancy to control him with dead spirits, but that is very dangerous business.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,087
John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,088
@589,081 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
He was far from rich, but activity protested the ownership of the Falkland Islands.
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,089
@previous (John Titor !1X7IYHmiQo)
Great! Hmm...how could I manoeuvre that into wealth?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,099
@589,085 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I'm reckless and don't think about consequences, how does one do necromancy? Will that work on women to make them cook and clean for me, as well?
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,100
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Necromancy involves using ancient, powerful, wicked dark magic to raise the dead and enslave them. It is very dangerous, and will likely destroy the souls of all involved.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#589,101
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#589,107
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
You draw a magic circle in a graveyard after a preparation ritual involving blood, murder, and sex, then you chant ancient Latin spells correctly, and the dead come.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#589,115
@previous (C)
I have to murder someone? I don't know man, that sounds illegal.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#589,117
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
It is very illegal! And it is dangerous. Necromancy is serious shit.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#589,132
@previous (C)
Well, will I be powerful enough afterwards to avoid legal consequences?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#589,139
Dark rituals lead to t1 necro.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#589,140
Um, yeah! Of course we should!
The question is, what do we do to empower Kimmo? Maybe a sacrifice of some sort? Would a sacrifice of an illiterate illegal immigrant please him, perhaps? We need to get this exactly right.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
ugh get out nerd, this is serious
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#589,143