lambchop !LbCyZQ/7Zo started this discussion 11 years ago#44,569
The other day I ordered delivery, and I paid with a card but was tipping cash so I put 0 as the tip. They "forgot" my bacon, which was extra, and the french toast was soggy. I tipped the guy a nice 33% tip when he got there before I realized. Next time, the normal driver Im used to is back and I tipped with my card when I paid cause I didn't have cash.
I convinced myself the delicious pizza I ordered was spit in because I thought the dude who delivered the day before made sure I had no bacon and shitty french toast cause he thought I wasnt going to tip (being as he wasnt the usual driver). I then became convinced either he was a cook in the place, or they somehow communicate people who dont tip, and that someone spit in my food as a result. Even though this was after the dude already would have known I was tipping cash, cause it was the next day or two days later. I guess I convinced myself some of the wetness of the fresh mozzerella (margherita pizza) was spit. Even though I knew it wasn't, and I know its an irrational thought, I could not finish the pizza. I also don't know if I will be able to order from there again. I don't even know they fucked up my previous order on purpose or not.
How crazy does that make me on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being "uh oh this persons dangerous", and 1 being "remarkably average."