Topic: I just cannot fucking wake up early. Anyone have this problem?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#44,563
Even if I go to bed early, sober, and get many hours of sweet, uninterrupted sleep, I still cannot wake up early. When morning comes, I feel like I have been drugged: I am that drowsy, groggy, and unable to stir. I sleep until noon on days off. When I have to wake up at 6 to go to work, I do it so I will keep my job, but I feel like I am dying. I feel horrible. I cannot ever feel rested and refreshed and wake up early. What can I do?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#588,396
Nothing. If you practice jumping immediately out of bed when the alarm goes off and keep at it, it will become habit, unfortunately, you need to make it a habit for it to be easier.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#588,397
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I see. But I will still feel like crap all day, yes?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#588,398
@previous (A)
Yes, you could try meth. That will wake you right up.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#588,401
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I would like to find a solution without drugs.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#588,409
@previous (A)
Theyre the only solution to any and every problem.
Methlyfe joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#588,443
Quit sleeping in so late on your days off. Eventually you should wake up feeling fine, but you're gonna have to be consistent and give it time.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#588,491
@588,409 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
only if you are too stupid to wipe your ass correctly..
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#588,552
I jump out of bed easily once I open my eyes, but I don't feel awake until I have the first bite of breakfast.
I just have to eat breakfast as soon as I'm on my feet, no matter if I woke up at 5 AM or 9 PM... all other meals are optional if I had awesome breakfast.
So yeah, try to eat perhaps.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#588,553
Suffer through it like everyone else on the planet earth. Also drink caffeine if you're a pussy.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#588,808
@OP
Take sick leave for one week. Then go to bed two hours later every day until you've kicked your body clock back into normal diurnal rhythm. Take a melatonin supplement before you sleep. The transition will be hell, but it will be over in a week.
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#588,809
I found it easier once I stopped sleeping later on days off or weekends. Once you're really in the routine of getting up early, it'll feel a little more natural. You'll still have the odd day where you feel groggy and crappy, but not as often as before. At least that's my experience.
Or just set multiple, very loud alarms that jolt you awake suddenly. That helps.
r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#588,810