Topic: FAO Matticus Mantitticus

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 11 years ago #44,554

I'm going to experiment that dream thing and leave a beacon at 18,24 tonight. Describe to me here what it looks like and I shall confirm if you're telling the truth or not. With this, we can formally lay the hypothesis of dreamland to rest, or raise it high with the other truths.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #588,292

Fuck it, I am too. But at 18,25, my beacon will be a specific color with a design.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,404

Didn't work

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,405

Was it an orange orb?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,416

@previous (C)
orange and pink!

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,422

@previous (D)
Holy crap, I saw it!

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,424

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Did you see my white lizard?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,427

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I saw it too.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,428

@588,424 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Holy hell, I saw a lizard! I do not remember the color!!!

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,429

@588,427 (D)
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Oh, I made that up. Someone else must have left a lizard.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,431

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Well I did see a giant lizard. In fact, it was masquerading as an alligator, and attacking me.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,432

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
was it a wolf pack?

Obecky replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,434

@previous (D)
No, just some giant lizards acting like alligators.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,436

@previous (Obecky)
florida hasnt really changed much has it?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,437

@previous (D)
Nope.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,438

@588,431 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

I left the lizard.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,441

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Truly?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,444

@previous (C)
No.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,445

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
but why?

Anon Z replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,565

I left a golden penis... Has anyone seen my penis??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,572

@588,429 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
> Oh, I made that up. Someone else must have left a lizard.

The reptilians are constantly watching. Of course there would be a lizard there. You have to make up stories about leaving less plausible items. Here are a few suggestions: An Easy-Bake oven which is on fire, a broken lawnmower blade, a TOS phaser, a bust of Paul Erdős, a minivan full of tweaker chicks, a gargantuan marshmallow peep, several large radio antennas laid out to match the positions of the stars in Scorpius, an easter basket full of uncooked steaks. Really just kick up a notch in the imagination department.

brie !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,573

@previous (G)
Bet the other one hasn't had an imagination attack like that since kindergarten, or something like that.

Reptillians arent just special, they're specialer than you even thought possible.

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Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,576

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
Thank you for your're advice. I would smoke gum drops rolled in bath salts with you any day of the weeks.

brie !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,579

@previous (G)
CanD chewZ?

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,586

@previous (brie !uXWPG0MygI)
yus

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