Topic: postmortem is getting engaged

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 11 years ago #44,552

We had to get the ring resized, so picking it up in like an hour.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later[^] [v] #588,195

you should have just broken her --hand--finger

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #588,198

@previous (B)
How would that have helped?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,199

@OP
Cupcake will be thrilled beyond words when she hears this.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,200

@588,198 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
helps fit the ring on her fatty sausage fingers

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,202

You are a Golden God John. You will conquer this day today, 10th of August, 2015.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,204

John have to ask.
Is this girl with child?

killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,205

Nice, m8!

Okay, Minichan, what are we getting him for a wedding gift???

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,206

@previous (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
A $10 gift card to the cheesecake factory and a hand brace.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,207

@588,205 (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,208

@588,206 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (C)
I think that's a consensus!

Okay, @OP, just give us an address and we'll have your gift sent to you.

Oh, actually, before it's sent, could you let us know roughly how big your lady's hands are? Thanks.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,209

HEY HEY HEY MINICHANNERS..... SLOW THE HELL DOWN....

You all know the routine....

Soooo, uhhhhhh, postmortem.....

Whom is the lucky guy you shall wed?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,212

@previous (G)
Probably that gay photographer postmortem posed for, when he dangled his wang for $50

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,214

@OP kill yourself

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,223

@588,205 (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
A leather bound edition of the minichanfic.

killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,225

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Yes! I think that anybody would be proud to have that on their shelf.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #588,229

@588,212 (H)

> Probably that gay photographer postmortem posed for, when he dangled his wang for $50

This is 100% accurate I bet!!!

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,235

@588,204 (C)
She is not!

@588,208 (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
:) I'll get the measurements. @588,209 (G)
@588,209 (G)
Brooke of course!

@588,223 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Actually that would be amazing.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,236

@588,225 (killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Green could butter it.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,237

@588,235 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,238

Will you send out wedding invitations to everyone on the forum?

And make sure your wedding is open bar.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,240

@588,235 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
A man name Brooke? What is his real name? Not his girly name...

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,242

@588,238 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We want to have a smaller wedding, probably just family only. Maybe one or two of you if you are actually serious about it.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,243

@588,240 (G)
It's a girl! I've talked about her before on here.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,244

@588,242 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
So like wots wrong with living in Sin?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #588,246

@previous (Syntax)
What do you mean what's wrong with living in sin?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,300

@588,242 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> We want to have a smaller wedding, probably just family only. Maybe one or two of you if you are actually serious about it.

> probably just family only.

I thought we were family.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,307

@previous (Meowth)
Obviously we thought wrong

brrie joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,476

@588,300 (Meowth)

> > We want to have a smaller wedding, probably just family only. Maybe one or two of you if you are actually serious about it.
>
> > probably just family only.
>
> I thought we were family.

we arent family?