Topic: Who is your favorite Lyricist?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,454
List as many people as you like.
Top Tier:
John Darnielle from The Mountain Goats.
Colin Meloy from the Decemberists
James Mercer from the Shins
Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria
Second Tier
Regina Spektor
Isaac Brock from Modest Mouse
Neil Peart from Rush
Dee Kesler from Thee More Shallows
Joanna Newsom
Shit Tier: 50-cent, Gene Simmons, and... Rabecca Black (FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN).
Top Tier:
John Darnielle from The Mountain Goats.
Colin Meloy from the Decemberists
James Mercer from the Shins
Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria
Second Tier
Regina Spektor
Isaac Brock from Modest Mouse
Neil Peart from Rush
Dee Kesler from Thee More Shallows
Joanna Newsom
Shit Tier: 50-cent, Gene Simmons, and... Rabecca Black (FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN).
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #79,548
Eminem
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,549
@previous (B)
> Eminem
He has some very respectable lyrics, but he also had a few like Ass Like That:
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing
> Eminem
He has some very respectable lyrics, but he also had a few like Ass Like That:
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,550
Sysop.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,552
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,557
The guys from Torsofuck
Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted all over
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted all over
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,560
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Interesting...
I believe that's clever social commentary for the (insert presidential administration).
The diarrhea is clearly a symbol of (Insert controversial policy).
Interesting...
I believe that's clever social commentary for the (insert presidential administration).
The diarrhea is clearly a symbol of (Insert controversial policy).
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,561
hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,590
Elliott Smith> I'm floating in a black balloon
> OD on Easter afternoon
> My momma told me "Baby stay clean, there's no inbetween"
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,599
sK.
hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,602
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,633
Some Decemberists lyrics.
On The Bus Mall
Among all the urchins and old Chinese merchants
Of the old town,
We reigned at the pool hall
With one iron cue ball
And we never let the bastards get us down.
And we laughed off the quick tricks--
The old men with limp dicks--
On the colonnades of the waterfront park.
As 4 in the morning came on, cold and boring,
We huddled close
In the bus stop enclosure enfolding.
Our hands tightly holding.
On The Bus Mall
Among all the urchins and old Chinese merchants
Of the old town,
We reigned at the pool hall
With one iron cue ball
And we never let the bastards get us down.
And we laughed off the quick tricks--
The old men with limp dicks--
On the colonnades of the waterfront park.
As 4 in the morning came on, cold and boring,
We huddled close
In the bus stop enclosure enfolding.
Our hands tightly holding.
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
Katerina Shcherbatskaya joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,638
Mark E. Smith of The Fall. I'd rather read his lyrics than listen to their music.
hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,646
@previous (Katerina Shcherbatskaya)
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group, like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said, 'Shut them cunts up!' And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The bands said, 'That's the Sons of Mumford' or something. 'They're number five in charts!' I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers."
For this, I respect him
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group, like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said, 'Shut them cunts up!' And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The bands said, 'That's the Sons of Mumford' or something. 'They're number five in charts!' I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers."
For this, I respect him
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,725
Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. Even if you can't stand them, his lyrics are pretty bitching.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,779
Lady Gaga
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,782
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,800
Buckethead.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,801
kanye west is the voice of a generation.Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,825
LEMMY
YEAH FUCK OFF
THE MUSIC MIGHT BE MENTAL BUT HE'S A FUCKING FANTASTIC LYRICIST
YEAH FUCK OFF
THE MUSIC MIGHT BE MENTAL BUT HE'S A FUCKING FANTASTIC LYRICIST
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,829
Buddy Holly
John Fogerty
Robert Plant
Freddie Mercury
John Fogerty
Robert Plant
Freddie Mercury
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Syd Barrett.