Topic: Should bert be banned before he ruins this place too?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,533
I'm not so sure he is welcome anywhere else, and probably has nowhere left to go. Having him around basically means no females should dare reveal that they are female, and existing namefagrrls will need to shun his pitiful advances. Immediately shun him, and not let his whiny butthurt about just being fwends be a reason to ever speak to him.
This is a retarded, drunken, junkie, internet toughguy, broke, obese, 50+ yr old stalker who every godamn time mistakes pity and disgust as sexual interest, and when it is clear it is not sexual interest he begins his rape threats and harassment campaigns.
Please, can this be a no bert club?
This is a retarded, drunken, junkie, internet toughguy, broke, obese, 50+ yr old stalker who every godamn time mistakes pity and disgust as sexual interest, and when it is clear it is not sexual interest he begins his rape threats and harassment campaigns.
Please, can this be a no bert club?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| bert | 1 | 11% | |
| no bert | 2 | 22% | |
| epic 4 shot cocktails with underage girls at the lake | 2 | 22% | |
| he should stop drunk driving before he kills someone | 1 | 11% | |
| admitting you sucked dicks for smack is never a good idea | - | 0% | |
| how is he even still alive? | 3 | 33% |
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #587,919
I think he should kill himself, tbh.
r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,920
I have no idea who this is or why I should care.
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hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,921
@previous (r04r)
Oh wow. So Bert fell in lust with triptych, I guess because he knew she was female (at the time, I don't know her current preferred gender), and he is a 50 year old drunk ex-heroin junkie (that's not an insult, that's all just facts). When she didn't return his affections he became increasingly more obsessed with making posts about her. It was probably the most cringy thing I ever saw. A 50 year old man harassing a teenager because she didn't want his old disgusting junkie dick. He didn't even have money, isn't attractive. He's a loser in an objective sense, and yet he still felt entitled to the sexual desires of a teenage girl.
He's worse than Matt, but not as bad as Becky.
Oh wow. So Bert fell in lust with triptych, I guess because he knew she was female (at the time, I don't know her current preferred gender), and he is a 50 year old drunk ex-heroin junkie (that's not an insult, that's all just facts). When she didn't return his affections he became increasingly more obsessed with making posts about her. It was probably the most cringy thing I ever saw. A 50 year old man harassing a teenager because she didn't want his old disgusting junkie dick. He didn't even have money, isn't attractive. He's a loser in an objective sense, and yet he still felt entitled to the sexual desires of a teenage girl.
He's worse than Matt, but not as bad as Becky.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,923
@587,920 (r04r)
I care that you question anything I say, and don't immediately do my bidding.
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Truth. I especially like this part:
> He's worse than Matt, but not as bad as Becky.
It has a nice ring to it.
I care that you question anything I say, and don't immediately do my bidding.
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Truth. I especially like this part:
> He's worse than Matt, but not as bad as Becky.
It has a nice ring to it.
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,924
@587,921 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
@previous (A)
Becky is a saint, so that must mean this guy isn't bad at all.
@previous (A)
Becky is a saint, so that must mean this guy isn't bad at all.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,926
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,927
@previous (A)
She has my blessing, died and then an phoenixed. It truly was a miracle.
She has my blessing, died and then an phoenixed. It truly was a miracle.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,929
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,930
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,931
@OP
Oh please. Far better shitposters than Bert have tried to ruin this place.
He just doesn't have the power level for it.
@587,920 (r04r)
He's the guy who does ellipses funny.
Like this.. Or this....
Oh please. Far better shitposters than Bert have tried to ruin this place.
He just doesn't have the power level for it.
@587,920 (r04r)
He's the guy who does ellipses funny.
Like this.. Or this....
(Edited 10 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,932
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,933
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,934
@587,931 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Imagine Matt, Green, brie, and falco combined then add whining and tears and internet toughguy threats of a 12 year old. Who posts constantly in every thread shitting it up, or just idles waiting for someone to post so he can ruin their time here
Other than saint becky, who else does that?
Imagine Matt, Green, brie, and falco combined then add whining and tears and internet toughguy threats of a 12 year old. Who posts constantly in every thread shitting it up, or just idles waiting for someone to post so he can ruin their time here
Other than saint becky, who else does that?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,935
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,936
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,937
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,938
@587,934 (A)
Sorry m8, but Bert isn't that special. I've seen him post myself.
He just doesn't stand out from the crowd in terms of shitposters severity. I'm
sorry, m8.
Sorry m8, but Bert isn't that special. I've seen him post myself.
He just doesn't stand out from the crowd in terms of shitposters severity. I'm
sorry, m8.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,939
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm nominating you to be berts minichan special support girl then. Try it, you might like it.
I'm nominating you to be berts minichan special support girl then. Try it, you might like it.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,940
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #587,945
Bert is a good person at heart, who has struggled with substance abuse. Hell, many of us here have also!! I say give him a chance here.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #587,947
hater !JGlOo5d1iU double-posted this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #587,949
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #587,956
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,021
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,024
@587,949 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
> He's really godawful with no-redeeming characteristics.
You just described matt....
> He's really godawful with no-redeeming characteristics.
You just described matt....
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,025
@previous (G)
> > He's really godawful with no-redeeming characteristics.
Not true, he's really good at scat student fan fiction.
> > He's really godawful with no-redeeming characteristics.
Not true, he's really good at scat student fan fiction.
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The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,030
I remember when blessed becky an phoenixed the bird, it made me convert immediately to meowslam and become a religious fanatic
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,031
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,032
killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,036
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Do you have any idea where he went? I haven't seen any sign of him in these parts for quite a while.
Do you have any idea where he went? I haven't seen any sign of him in these parts for quite a while.
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Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,037
Samson !I3doc1341o joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,045
Bring in the Doctor to humiliate him.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,051
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,096
@588,037 (H)
> Jail probably
@OP you make accurate, biting, and persuasive summaries of exactly why bert is a shitstain. Well done.
> Jail probably
@OP you make accurate, biting, and persuasive summaries of exactly why bert is a shitstain. Well done.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,121
fuck bert what about ernie?
kook !!b4KbSydQS joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #588,262
He's less annoying then most of our anonymous sjw's.