Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#44,470
Of all the haircuts this one makes a man look the most professional. Be it teaching or handing out flyers, a perm is well suited for the task.. I only hope that Matt also owns a respectable suit to match. I think his main problem will be finding an adequately skilled hairdresser, actually. A proper color and perm from a professional and wearing a well fitted modern suit will shave 10 years off his look.
brie joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#587,171
yes
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,181
I don't know. My hair looks horrible always but I go to the same place all the time becAuse its low anxiety. The only other people who get their hair cut there are old ladies (seriously). For an extra $10 I could get my hair cut by a really attractive person and it be 20x better, but so much anxiety goes with that. Not worth it.
The last time I got anxious for a male stylist like I do for female stylists because I felt like he was hinting that he was straight to me, which would only be done if he thought I was flirting with him, so I became super anxious and never went back. Shame cause it was across the street.
brie replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,182
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,185
Well, this lady where I go (cheapest place I know) cut it really really short!!! I look like a Chinese man, and I am too embarrassed to post my pic here.
brie replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,186
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,187
@previous (brie)
Fortunately, hair grows back fast lol, but I look like a typical Chinese man at least!
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#587,189
@587,185 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Please, post anyway. If you do, I'll post a scratch on my hand I found which make be the work of a succubus. I just noticed it and don't know where it came from.
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,191
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Ok, I am trusting you on this deal.
brie replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,192
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,193
@587,191 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Picture being taken now.
Does anyone know to remove meta data on mobile?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,195
@587,192 (brie)
I know lol. That is how Chinese men wear their hair, so this woman just assumed I Wanted that lol.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,197
@587,191 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
The scratch is a slight white mark, use my birth mark just under my hair line as your guide to finding it.
Could this be the work of a succubus? Or perhaps a few succubi?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,198
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I regret to tell you that it looks like the classic work of succubi.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,204
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
So, are you telling me that in my sleep, I had group sex with some hot demons?
If I leave a note, will they wake me up? Id like to be awake for that. Will they let me lick their buttholes and do they practice good hygiene? Just lie if they don't, cause I'm gonna do it anyway.
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,208
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Yes, but trust me, you do not want that. It is horrible and can be soul-damning.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,210
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,211
I'm loling so hard at this thread.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#587,216
@587,208 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I do not think that souls exist. I know of no evidence that suggests it. Also, the same could be said for any relationship with a woman, so what difference does it make?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#587,434
Should have gone to someone who knows how to cut white hair, white people hair is different to Asian people hair and it needs training depending on which one you want to do
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,064
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Asian hair and my hair are identical. Thanks.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,077
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
I thought you were black?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,078
@previous (Metæ)
I am part black, but my French-Spanish-African-Native-American genes express themselves in mostly straight, black hair.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,084
@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Your inner child is Chinese.
Anonymous M double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,085
@588,078 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Apologies, I meant "you're in a child that is chinese"
killer lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,086
@587,526 (J) @587,973 (A)
Matt is actually a big fan of Walter. So he copied Walter's hairstyle.
(Edited 8 seconds later.)
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,087
@588,078 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Have you ever considered going full Dolezal?
Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#588,088
@previous (Metæ)
lol no, because I consider these things to be cultural, rather than based on physical appearance